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Funny dictionary
CD-ROM - Roma sentence
FAQ - written by American illiterate profanity
FM - the initials of Dostoevsky
Abbey - fan- club of group "ABBA»
Abortmehanik - (cos.) However, that "gynecologist" in Soviet times
Automatic - 1. Talk drivers in the parking lot; 2. The language in your same address; 3. The winner of the chess competitions
Machine gunners - the person issuing the mat automatically
Agroman - 1. Agricultural novel 2. selhozlyubitel
Adaptation - an adaptation to the conditions of torment in hell
The lawyer - a scooter to navigate the roads of hell
Baton - (Eng. Button) button on the keyboard
Butterfly - (Eng. Butter) bread falling buttered side down
Trampoline - the arrival of her grandmother
Behemoth - igpaet to run
Artless - the inability of anyone to bite
White Death - ladies gentlemen kill
Insect - (from the English. Book) small book
Cobblestone - used skier
Boulevard - 1 cooking cube Gallina Blanca; 2. boiling broth
Tabloid - Cookbook
Bulldog - dog drowned
Buldozep - mepny cup
Bouillon - drowned
Pinocchio - working on drilling rigs
Petrel - 1. forecaster; 2. bapometp
Burenka - Oil Well
Burlak - 1. (excl.) Drill nail painting; 2. Drill lacquered
Deli - bad astronomer (an astronomer with the letter g)
Hashish - hectare on which nothing grew
Stud - male flower
Carnation - a wild nail
Geisha - (colloquial.) Silent, fagot!
General Director - Head of crocodile nursery
Genitals - the subject of genes of interest: the fact that, according to genes located below the waist
Heroin - the husband of the mother-heroine
Greenpeace - paid Monetary toilet
Speaker - fans of FC "Dynamo»
Dynamometer - measuring moral stability
Diplodocus - scientist
Diploma - 1. Scrap, wrapped in newspaper; 2. official permission for the use and carrying of scrap
The diplomat - a man who swearing softly and politely, often tries to replace the mat scrap
Asshole - dwarf elections
Chinese - a small whale
China - Ural kit (Ai - River in the Urals)
Whaler - Chinese boy
Key - sensitive spot Clara
The cemetery - the place where the treasure
Storekeeper - Pirate
Claustrophobia - fear of Santa Claus
Oilcloth - pristavuchaya woman
Cleopatra - beer "Patra" glue
Cop - my only reliable companions
Mentality - 1. district police station; 2. authoritative policeman
Menthol - 1. appeal to the law enforcement community; 2. (Eng. Man) terrorist
Mentor - a policeman shouting
Menturu - the glorification of the police
Gelding - shtangeltsirkul
Pronoun - 1 reserved seat; 2. The place of the sexual act
Snowstorm - boxing
Careless - not having radioprovodki
Confusion - a thief-retsidivistka
Indecisive - Losers
Exorbitant - a photon
Layers - a saleswoman at a grocery store
Penalty - 1 bust of alcohol; 2. impotence
Paranoia - two of the ark
Parachutist - joker who knows only two jokes
The guy - amateur steam bath
Hairdresser - bad wig
Paskuda - (futb.) Inaccurate passing the ball
Passport - Maritime football
Pattinson - (Eng. Party) sleep at the party
Patriot - beer lover "Patra»
Smell - hit in the groin
Clown - working with a soldering iron
Pepvach - winner in sopevnovanii
Teachers - horny Georgians
Pedicure - a homosexual named Jura
Pedosphere - social circle gay
Landscape - a toast to the women
Diarrhea - 1 growth pulls up the nose; 2. mustache
Doughnut - a small pony
Contact - homosexuality
Populism - a favorite occupation of any cat
Mediator - 1. closed on Wednesdays; 2. troechnik
Put the patch - anal sex with a prostitute
Profile - Pugacheva sings that her name like Phillip
Scoundrel - steep surveillance
Swindlers - Hindi translator
Rogue - ATV
Percentage - the history of the origin and description of American coins
Skipping rope - Frog
Pseudographic - Earl, squinting under the plan
Psi Factor - an unknown perpetrator
Pudding - the weight of 16 kg
Chatterbox - empty bottle of beer "Stary Melnik»
Repka - a fan of rap
Replica - disco
Loudspeaker - toilet
Resperator - potivougonnoe means
Retrograde - old town
Recitative - verbiage
River - a brief presentation
Rivulet - a short report
Give birth - harvest rye
Rosette - Little Rose
Romantic - rum Manufactured in ancient Greece
Chamomile - gentle treatment of the Russian monarch
Sextant - manhood
Spleen - duck (drake spouse)
Seminar - seeding
Seminary - camera with seven bunks
The senator - a man ubirayushy hay
Sergey - (from the English. Sir) courteous treatment to blue
Silver - seventh rib
Series - toilet
Siberia - (Eng. Sea beer) beer sea
Nurse - 1. stool; 2. Prison
Silicon Valley - a valley between her breasts pinup
Symptoms - (abbr.) Pretty girl named Tom
Buzzard - male bitches
Stereotype - music fan
Laundry - the use of the eraser
Verse - silent
Natural disaster - a collection of poems of young poets
Dentist - 1. ribald; 2. The student of warfare; 3. win 100 chess games
Foot - one hundred dance steps
Stack - (Eng. Stop car) work GIBDDshniki
Caretaker - 1. auditorium from the standpoint of the artist; 2. place before opening a liquor store
Gatehouse - group photo
Riser - 1. erection; 2. a herd of yaks
Titanic - vest
Turner - Electrical
Talk Show - public execution in the electric chair
Interpret - manufacturing explosives
Jam - Mortar
Tomogavk - dog aunt Thomas
Jerusalem artichoke - a swamp
Top Model - soldiers
Toaster - man pronouncing a toast
Sharpener - (family.) In-law or mother-in-law
Transagenstvo - agency shall communicate their clients to a state of trance
Trachea - a prostitute
Trachoma - love researcher electrical resistance
Shit - mustache river crustacean
Charter - "Kama Sutra" for officers
Dreamer - collector of wrappers from candy and chewing gum in the pelvis
Pharmacist - man fopmatipuyuschy drive C:
Phenomenon - 1 (Eng.) Papikmahep; 2. exchanger fen
Enzyme - a policeman in the countryside
Violet - drunk Pugacheva
Figure skater - 1 person showing all the fig; 2. pessimist who does not want to rejoice together with all
Physics and mathematics - a curse violently
Lock - zuboprotezist
Phil / Fak (lat.-Eng.) - Amateur sex
Chip - (from Eng.) Ma-and-scarlet fish
Folklore - (from it. Folk-people) People's Doctor
Formazon - prison clothes
Detail - 1. (It. Fragen) ask the police; 2. The part of the police uniform
Football - a ball with a diameter of 1 foot
T-shirt - female footballer
Futurist - a tourist who does not know how to behave
Fancy man - writer-humorist
Enough extra - to buy a ticket from the reseller
Twig - Hospital
Heromantiya - the name of the condom in ancient Greece
Kherson - very severe insomnia
Herurg - bad doctor
Himepa - 1. (nat.) Unit of measure of laughter; 2. Chemistry teacher
Bread and salt - a cutlet in the dining room
Jelly - a weak cold
Refrigerator - North Pole
Blanks - unmarried chief
Choristers - student studying in the four
Runaround - 1. conductor; 2. a flock gadfly
Hot dog - (Children). I want a dog
Hohotalnik - mouth
Fuck - shadow cast horseradish to other plants
Reader - a printed collection of the mat
Rubles - virgin
Kissing - to hit the target
Cement - (Ukr.) Is a policeman
Cement - (Ukr.) The machine for transportation policemen
Dial - 1. priblatnnny mathematician; 2. familiar accountant
Tiptoe - ballerina slippers
Kettle - (Eng.) Chinese
Whistling kettle - a policeman
Teahouse - 1. sign above the shop, where they used to sell tea; 2. The poor harvest of tea 3. (stud.) Thought navepno deuce
Palisade - 1. booby; 2. addict
Ditty - 1. Quaternary body; 2. The woman who wants to three times a day
Clock with fight - (Eng.) Boy with clock
Chekushku - cashier
Black hole - trudnodostupnaya afrikanskaya Province
Black earth - Negro countryman
Prunes - industrially waste
Black Square - the bodyguard of Caucasian nationality
Case - the son of a Czech and Khokhlushka
Scales - recognition of the patient's doctor to the dermatologist
Cleanliness - is divided by chistoOBEM chistoMASSA!
Sissy - environmentally friendly camel
Arthropods - owners of a huge member
Corresponding member - man, sends marriage ads
Self-harm - cutting
Articulate - a condom
Articulate - divorce
Membership fee - marital duties
Ball - pickpockets
Jukebox - (fr. Charmant) beautiful girl
Chess - the ratio of the miners to the government
Shakhtar - Arab ruler, clean the house
Sixth Sense - Sixth love after divorce fifth
Caliper - weightlifters cycle in nature
Weightlifter - forward-loser
Corkscrew - 1. ax sounding "Sh-sh-sh"; 2. The operator of the sewing machine
Plasterer - Cruise $ 1,000
Plaster - (women) to be painted, apply makeup
Plaster - a unit of female population in Turkey
Joke - the wife of the clown
Tentacle - the man's hand under the lingerie
Tripper - student expelled from military school
Forwarder - Former fagot
Experiment - test policeman
Exposure - pose, out of fashion
Ecstasy - pelvis b / y
Ethnicity - trunk
Humor - (Eng. You) you died
Jurisprudence? - Are you flooded rice field with water?
Lamb - Baba Yaga in infancy
Buttocks - the place where the berries grow
Yadrena lice - head lice in a nuclear physicist
The core - a bucket of poison
Pagan - 1 teacher of literature; 2. linguist polyglot
Yakut - a cross between a yak and ducks
Yamaha - little girl
Jap - self-affirming pie
FAQ - written by American illiterate profanity
FM - the initials of Dostoevsky
Abbey - fan- club of group "ABBA»
Abortmehanik - (cos.) However, that "gynecologist" in Soviet times
Automatic - 1. Talk drivers in the parking lot; 2. The language in your same address; 3. The winner of the chess competitions
Machine gunners - the person issuing the mat automatically
Agroman - 1. Agricultural novel 2. selhozlyubitel
Adaptation - an adaptation to the conditions of torment in hell
The lawyer - a scooter to navigate the roads of hell
Baton - (Eng. Button) button on the keyboard
Butterfly - (Eng. Butter) bread falling buttered side down
Trampoline - the arrival of her grandmother
Behemoth - igpaet to run
Artless - the inability of anyone to bite
White Death - ladies gentlemen kill
Insect - (from the English. Book) small book
Cobblestone - used skier
Boulevard - 1 cooking cube Gallina Blanca; 2. boiling broth
Tabloid - Cookbook
Bulldog - dog drowned
Buldozep - mepny cup
Bouillon - drowned
Pinocchio - working on drilling rigs
Petrel - 1. forecaster; 2. bapometp
Burenka - Oil Well
Burlak - 1. (excl.) Drill nail painting; 2. Drill lacquered
Deli - bad astronomer (an astronomer with the letter g)
Hashish - hectare on which nothing grew
Stud - male flower
Carnation - a wild nail
Geisha - (colloquial.) Silent, fagot!
General Director - Head of crocodile nursery
Genitals - the subject of genes of interest: the fact that, according to genes located below the waist
Heroin - the husband of the mother-heroine
Greenpeace - paid Monetary toilet
Speaker - fans of FC "Dynamo»
Dynamometer - measuring moral stability
Diplodocus - scientist
Diploma - 1. Scrap, wrapped in newspaper; 2. official permission for the use and carrying of scrap
The diplomat - a man who swearing softly and politely, often tries to replace the mat scrap
Asshole - dwarf elections
Chinese - a small whale
China - Ural kit (Ai - River in the Urals)
Whaler - Chinese boy
Key - sensitive spot Clara
The cemetery - the place where the treasure
Storekeeper - Pirate
Claustrophobia - fear of Santa Claus
Oilcloth - pristavuchaya woman
Cleopatra - beer "Patra" glue
Cop - my only reliable companions
Mentality - 1. district police station; 2. authoritative policeman
Menthol - 1. appeal to the law enforcement community; 2. (Eng. Man) terrorist
Mentor - a policeman shouting
Menturu - the glorification of the police
Gelding - shtangeltsirkul
Pronoun - 1 reserved seat; 2. The place of the sexual act
Snowstorm - boxing
Careless - not having radioprovodki
Confusion - a thief-retsidivistka
Indecisive - Losers
Exorbitant - a photon
Layers - a saleswoman at a grocery store
Penalty - 1 bust of alcohol; 2. impotence
Paranoia - two of the ark
Parachutist - joker who knows only two jokes
The guy - amateur steam bath
Hairdresser - bad wig
Paskuda - (futb.) Inaccurate passing the ball
Passport - Maritime football
Pattinson - (Eng. Party) sleep at the party
Patriot - beer lover "Patra»
Smell - hit in the groin
Clown - working with a soldering iron
Pepvach - winner in sopevnovanii
Teachers - horny Georgians
Pedicure - a homosexual named Jura
Pedosphere - social circle gay
Landscape - a toast to the women
Diarrhea - 1 growth pulls up the nose; 2. mustache
Doughnut - a small pony
Contact - homosexuality
Populism - a favorite occupation of any cat
Mediator - 1. closed on Wednesdays; 2. troechnik
Put the patch - anal sex with a prostitute
Profile - Pugacheva sings that her name like Phillip
Scoundrel - steep surveillance
Swindlers - Hindi translator
Rogue - ATV
Percentage - the history of the origin and description of American coins
Skipping rope - Frog
Pseudographic - Earl, squinting under the plan
Psi Factor - an unknown perpetrator
Pudding - the weight of 16 kg
Chatterbox - empty bottle of beer "Stary Melnik»
Repka - a fan of rap
Replica - disco
Loudspeaker - toilet
Resperator - potivougonnoe means
Retrograde - old town
Recitative - verbiage
River - a brief presentation
Rivulet - a short report
Give birth - harvest rye
Rosette - Little Rose
Romantic - rum Manufactured in ancient Greece
Chamomile - gentle treatment of the Russian monarch
Sextant - manhood
Spleen - duck (drake spouse)
Seminar - seeding
Seminary - camera with seven bunks
The senator - a man ubirayushy hay
Sergey - (from the English. Sir) courteous treatment to blue
Silver - seventh rib
Series - toilet
Siberia - (Eng. Sea beer) beer sea
Nurse - 1. stool; 2. Prison
Silicon Valley - a valley between her breasts pinup
Symptoms - (abbr.) Pretty girl named Tom
Buzzard - male bitches
Stereotype - music fan
Laundry - the use of the eraser
Verse - silent
Natural disaster - a collection of poems of young poets
Dentist - 1. ribald; 2. The student of warfare; 3. win 100 chess games
Foot - one hundred dance steps
Stack - (Eng. Stop car) work GIBDDshniki
Caretaker - 1. auditorium from the standpoint of the artist; 2. place before opening a liquor store
Gatehouse - group photo
Riser - 1. erection; 2. a herd of yaks
Titanic - vest
Turner - Electrical
Talk Show - public execution in the electric chair
Interpret - manufacturing explosives
Jam - Mortar
Tomogavk - dog aunt Thomas
Jerusalem artichoke - a swamp
Top Model - soldiers
Toaster - man pronouncing a toast
Sharpener - (family.) In-law or mother-in-law
Transagenstvo - agency shall communicate their clients to a state of trance
Trachea - a prostitute
Trachoma - love researcher electrical resistance
Shit - mustache river crustacean
Charter - "Kama Sutra" for officers
Dreamer - collector of wrappers from candy and chewing gum in the pelvis
Pharmacist - man fopmatipuyuschy drive C:
Phenomenon - 1 (Eng.) Papikmahep; 2. exchanger fen
Enzyme - a policeman in the countryside
Violet - drunk Pugacheva
Figure skater - 1 person showing all the fig; 2. pessimist who does not want to rejoice together with all
Physics and mathematics - a curse violently
Lock - zuboprotezist
Phil / Fak (lat.-Eng.) - Amateur sex
Chip - (from Eng.) Ma-and-scarlet fish
Folklore - (from it. Folk-people) People's Doctor
Formazon - prison clothes
Detail - 1. (It. Fragen) ask the police; 2. The part of the police uniform
Football - a ball with a diameter of 1 foot
T-shirt - female footballer
Futurist - a tourist who does not know how to behave
Fancy man - writer-humorist
Enough extra - to buy a ticket from the reseller
Twig - Hospital
Heromantiya - the name of the condom in ancient Greece
Kherson - very severe insomnia
Herurg - bad doctor
Himepa - 1. (nat.) Unit of measure of laughter; 2. Chemistry teacher
Bread and salt - a cutlet in the dining room
Jelly - a weak cold
Refrigerator - North Pole
Blanks - unmarried chief
Choristers - student studying in the four
Runaround - 1. conductor; 2. a flock gadfly
Hot dog - (Children). I want a dog
Hohotalnik - mouth
Fuck - shadow cast horseradish to other plants
Reader - a printed collection of the mat
Rubles - virgin
Kissing - to hit the target
Cement - (Ukr.) Is a policeman
Cement - (Ukr.) The machine for transportation policemen
Dial - 1. priblatnnny mathematician; 2. familiar accountant
Tiptoe - ballerina slippers
Kettle - (Eng.) Chinese
Whistling kettle - a policeman
Teahouse - 1. sign above the shop, where they used to sell tea; 2. The poor harvest of tea 3. (stud.) Thought navepno deuce
Palisade - 1. booby; 2. addict
Ditty - 1. Quaternary body; 2. The woman who wants to three times a day
Clock with fight - (Eng.) Boy with clock
Chekushku - cashier
Black hole - trudnodostupnaya afrikanskaya Province
Black earth - Negro countryman
Prunes - industrially waste
Black Square - the bodyguard of Caucasian nationality
Case - the son of a Czech and Khokhlushka
Scales - recognition of the patient's doctor to the dermatologist
Cleanliness - is divided by chistoOBEM chistoMASSA!
Sissy - environmentally friendly camel
Arthropods - owners of a huge member
Corresponding member - man, sends marriage ads
Self-harm - cutting
Articulate - a condom
Articulate - divorce
Membership fee - marital duties
Ball - pickpockets
Jukebox - (fr. Charmant) beautiful girl
Chess - the ratio of the miners to the government
Shakhtar - Arab ruler, clean the house
Sixth Sense - Sixth love after divorce fifth
Caliper - weightlifters cycle in nature
Weightlifter - forward-loser
Corkscrew - 1. ax sounding "Sh-sh-sh"; 2. The operator of the sewing machine
Plasterer - Cruise $ 1,000
Plaster - (women) to be painted, apply makeup
Plaster - a unit of female population in Turkey
Joke - the wife of the clown
Tentacle - the man's hand under the lingerie
Tripper - student expelled from military school
Forwarder - Former fagot
Experiment - test policeman
Exposure - pose, out of fashion
Ecstasy - pelvis b / y
Ethnicity - trunk
Humor - (Eng. You) you died
Jurisprudence? - Are you flooded rice field with water?
Lamb - Baba Yaga in infancy
Buttocks - the place where the berries grow
Yadrena lice - head lice in a nuclear physicist
The core - a bucket of poison
Pagan - 1 teacher of literature; 2. linguist polyglot
Yakut - a cross between a yak and ducks
Yamaha - little girl
Jap - self-affirming pie
