Funny dictionary Bashny.Net

CD-ROM - Roma sentence

FAQ - written by American illiterate profanity

FM - the initials of Dostoevsky

Abbey - fan- club of group "ABBA»

Abortmehanik - (cos.) However, that "gynecologist" in Soviet times

Automatic - 1. Talk drivers in the parking lot; 2. The language in your same address; 3. The winner of the chess competitions
Machine gunners - the person issuing the mat automatically
Agroman - 1. Agricultural novel 2. selhozlyubitel

Adaptation - an adaptation to the conditions of torment in hell

The lawyer - a scooter to navigate the roads of hell

Baton - (Eng. Button) button on the keyboard

Butterfly - (Eng. Butter) bread falling buttered side down

Trampoline - the arrival of her grandmother

Behemoth - igpaet to run

Artless - the inability of anyone to bite

White Death - ladies gentlemen kill
Insect - (from the English. Book) small book

Cobblestone - used skier

Boulevard - 1 cooking cube Gallina Blanca; 2. boiling broth

Tabloid - Cookbook

Bulldog - dog drowned

Buldozep - mepny cup

Bouillon - drowned

Pinocchio - working on drilling rigs

Petrel - 1. forecaster; 2. bapometp

Burenka - Oil Well

Burlak - 1. (excl.) Drill nail painting; 2. Drill lacquered

Deli - bad astronomer (an astronomer with the letter g)

Hashish - hectare on which nothing grew

Stud - male flower

Carnation - a wild nail

Geisha - (colloquial.) Silent, fagot!

General Director - Head of crocodile nursery

Genitals - the subject of genes of interest: the fact that, according to genes located below the waist

Heroin - the husband of the mother-heroine

Greenpeace - paid Monetary toilet

Speaker - fans of FC "Dynamo»

Dynamometer - measuring moral stability

Diplodocus - scientist

Diploma - 1. Scrap, wrapped in newspaper; 2. official permission for the use and carrying of scrap

The diplomat - a man who swearing softly and politely, often tries to replace the mat scrap
Asshole - dwarf elections

Chinese - a small whale

China - Ural kit (Ai - River in the Urals)

Whaler - Chinese boy

Key - sensitive spot Clara

The cemetery - the place where the treasure

Storekeeper - Pirate

Claustrophobia - fear of Santa Claus

Oilcloth - pristavuchaya woman

Cleopatra - beer "Patra" glue

Cop - my only reliable companions

Mentality - 1. district police station; 2. authoritative policeman

Menthol - 1. appeal to the law enforcement community; 2. (Eng. Man) terrorist

Mentor - a policeman shouting

Menturu - the glorification of the police

Gelding - shtangeltsirkul

Pronoun - 1 reserved seat; 2. The place of the sexual act

Snowstorm - boxing

Careless - not having radioprovodki

Confusion - a thief-retsidivistka

Indecisive - Losers

Exorbitant - a photon

Layers - a saleswoman at a grocery store

Penalty - 1 bust of alcohol; 2. impotence

Paranoia - two of the ark

Parachutist - joker who knows only two jokes

The guy - amateur steam bath

Hairdresser - bad wig

Paskuda - (futb.) Inaccurate passing the ball

Passport - Maritime football

Pattinson - (Eng. Party) sleep at the party

Patriot - beer lover "Patra»

Smell - hit in the groin

Clown - working with a soldering iron

Pepvach - winner in sopevnovanii

Teachers - horny Georgians

Pedicure - a homosexual named Jura

Pedosphere - social circle gay

Landscape - a toast to the women

Diarrhea - 1 growth pulls up the nose; 2. mustache

Doughnut - a small pony

Contact - homosexuality

Populism - a favorite occupation of any cat

Mediator - 1. closed on Wednesdays; 2. troechnik

Put the patch - anal sex with a prostitute
Profile - Pugacheva sings that her name like Phillip

Scoundrel - steep surveillance

Swindlers - Hindi translator

Rogue - ATV

Percentage - the history of the origin and description of American coins

Skipping rope - Frog

Pseudographic - Earl, squinting under the plan

Psi Factor - an unknown perpetrator

Pudding - the weight of 16 kg

Chatterbox - empty bottle of beer "Stary Melnik»
Repka - a fan of rap

Replica - disco

Loudspeaker - toilet

Resperator - potivougonnoe means

Retrograde - old town

Recitative - verbiage

River - a brief presentation

Rivulet - a short report

Give birth - harvest rye

Rosette - Little Rose

Romantic - rum Manufactured in ancient Greece

Chamomile - gentle treatment of the Russian monarch

Sextant - manhood

Spleen - duck (drake spouse)

Seminar - seeding

Seminary - camera with seven bunks

The senator - a man ubirayushy hay

Sergey - (from the English. Sir) courteous treatment to blue

Silver - seventh rib

Series - toilet

Siberia - (Eng. Sea beer) beer sea

Nurse - 1. stool; 2. Prison

Silicon Valley - a valley between her breasts pinup

Symptoms - (abbr.) Pretty girl named Tom
Buzzard - male bitches

Stereotype - music fan

Laundry - the use of the eraser

Verse - silent

Natural disaster - a collection of poems of young poets

Dentist - 1. ribald; 2. The student of warfare; 3. win 100 chess games

Foot - one hundred dance steps

Stack - (Eng. Stop car) work GIBDDshniki

Caretaker - 1. auditorium from the standpoint of the artist; 2. place before opening a liquor store

Gatehouse - group photo

Riser - 1. erection; 2. a herd of yaks

Titanic - vest

Turner - Electrical

Talk Show - public execution in the electric chair

Interpret - manufacturing explosives

Jam - Mortar

Tomogavk - dog aunt Thomas

Jerusalem artichoke - a swamp

Top Model - soldiers

Toaster - man pronouncing a toast

Sharpener - (family.) In-law or mother-in-law

Transagenstvo - agency shall communicate their clients to a state of trance

Trachea - a prostitute

Trachoma - love researcher electrical resistance

Shit - mustache river crustacean

Charter - "Kama Sutra" for officers

Dreamer - collector of wrappers from candy and chewing gum in the pelvis

Pharmacist - man fopmatipuyuschy drive C:

Phenomenon - 1 (Eng.) Papikmahep; 2. exchanger fen

Enzyme - a policeman in the countryside

Violet - drunk Pugacheva

Figure skater - 1 person showing all the fig; 2. pessimist who does not want to rejoice together with all

Physics and mathematics - a curse violently

Lock - zuboprotezist

Phil / Fak (lat.-Eng.) - Amateur sex

Chip - (from Eng.) Ma-and-scarlet fish

Folklore - (from it. Folk-people) People's Doctor

Formazon - prison clothes

Detail - 1. (It. Fragen) ask the police; 2. The part of the police uniform

Football - a ball with a diameter of 1 foot

T-shirt - female footballer

Futurist - a tourist who does not know how to behave

Fancy man - writer-humorist

Enough extra - to buy a ticket from the reseller

Twig - Hospital

Heromantiya - the name of the condom in ancient Greece

Kherson - very severe insomnia

Herurg - bad doctor

Himepa - 1. (nat.) Unit of measure of laughter; 2. Chemistry teacher

Bread and salt - a cutlet in the dining room

Jelly - a weak cold

Refrigerator - North Pole

Blanks - unmarried chief

Choristers - student studying in the four

Runaround - 1. conductor; 2. a flock gadfly

Hot dog - (Children). I want a dog

Hohotalnik - mouth

Fuck - shadow cast horseradish to other plants

Reader - a printed collection of the mat

Rubles - virgin

Kissing - to hit the target

Cement - (Ukr.) Is a policeman

Cement - (Ukr.) The machine for transportation policemen

Dial - 1. priblatnnny mathematician; 2. familiar accountant

Tiptoe - ballerina slippers

Kettle - (Eng.) Chinese

Whistling kettle - a policeman

Teahouse - 1. sign above the shop, where they used to sell tea; 2. The poor harvest of tea 3. (stud.) Thought navepno deuce

Palisade - 1. booby; 2. addict

Ditty - 1. Quaternary body; 2. The woman who wants to three times a day

Clock with fight - (Eng.) Boy with clock

Chekushku - cashier

Black hole - trudnodostupnaya afrikanskaya Province

Black earth - Negro countryman

Prunes - industrially waste

Black Square - the bodyguard of Caucasian nationality

Case - the son of a Czech and Khokhlushka

Scales - recognition of the patient's doctor to the dermatologist

Cleanliness - is divided by chistoOBEM chistoMASSA!

Sissy - environmentally friendly camel

Arthropods - owners of a huge member

Corresponding member - man, sends marriage ads

Self-harm - cutting

Articulate - a condom

Articulate - divorce
Membership fee - marital duties

Ball - pickpockets

Jukebox - (fr. Charmant) beautiful girl

Chess - the ratio of the miners to the government

Shakhtar - Arab ruler, clean the house

Sixth Sense - Sixth love after divorce fifth

Caliper - weightlifters cycle in nature

Weightlifter - forward-loser

Corkscrew - 1. ax sounding "Sh-sh-sh"; 2. The operator of the sewing machine

Plasterer - Cruise $ 1,000

Plaster - (women) to be painted, apply makeup

Plaster - a unit of female population in Turkey

Joke - the wife of the clown

Tentacle - the man's hand under the lingerie

Tripper - student expelled from military school

Forwarder - Former fagot
Experiment - test policeman

Exposure - pose, out of fashion

Ecstasy - pelvis b / y

Ethnicity - trunk

Humor - (Eng. You) you died

Jurisprudence? - Are you flooded rice field with water?

Lamb - Baba Yaga in infancy

Buttocks - the place where the berries grow

Yadrena lice - head lice in a nuclear physicist

The core - a bucket of poison

Pagan - 1 teacher of literature; 2. linguist polyglot

Yakut - a cross between a yak and ducks

Yamaha - little girl

Jap - self-affirming pie