Quotes from the Forum of Santa Clauses Bashny.Net

Beard: - Guys! Holidays come to an end, and a beard made of cotton remains. Che advise? Shaving or waxing?

Unicum - Lately it has become fashionable to hang a tree upside down. Is it necessary to orient the child's reading rhyme respectively tree? If so, how to fix the ceiling stool? A dance how to drive? Who knows, share experience!

S. Klaus: - Russkiy ded moroz, mleko, yaiki, sdavaisya !!! Oleni - horosho, a BMW X-5 - luchshe!))

Boroda XXX: - Exclusive offer for fans of the exotic - a bearded female Santa Claus transvestite!
Merrily, merrily celebrate the New Year!

patriot: - Lapland - bullshit !!! New Ustyug - rulezzz !!!

BoRoDa: - Guys, advise. Check the sauna. To go or not? Pay fine. I'll go, I guess. They say that once, like, do not worry ...

etonespam: - Silicone beards size 4! Tangible luxury on your chest!

Sanja M .: - Boys !!! With Nienke M. congratulate do not go !!! Dura complete! Itself does not drink, the other does not. In general, it does not give anyone! Dances of sober leads. Naplyashetes only!

Sergei Ignatievich: - Works Santa Claus 15th year. Much has already been achieved - cirrhosis of the liver, curvature of the spine, nervous tic, a disability pension. Q: Is it possible to further career growth?

Beard: - Guys, who else got Snow Maiden? Let's go without them, themselves, in pairs!
And if you walk in three of them, then do not have to go anywhere!

Mstitel: - The men in nursery number 19, do not go! Last year - the bag was taken away, forced to dance in his beard, and spit into the soul, the staff stuck somewhere ... I still remember the hurt! Scum!

Nespam again: - New for Santa Clauses! Bags on wheels with telescopic handle and combination lock! The back and relax mischievous kids!

salaga: - Hello, I'm just starting to work Santa Claus, beard yet, the staff too (instead of the staff - Xhosa). There are potato bag and coat (true black). Amiss whether such equipment for the first time or whether there still is a little fabulousness?

Boroda-VIP: - How to give your child the plant? Is it enough to minutes of the meeting of shareholders? Should we bow to decorate a controlling stake?

nespam course - Boots with integrated MP-3 player! "Jingle Bells" is always with you!

tozhi Barada - Brigade Tajik Grandfather Frost will provide services cheaply. We dance, sing, plasterers.

Boroda iz vati: - Beat on the lips or mouth with duct tape to seal? On new ways to wean children to read poem "Hello, Grandfather Frost ..." Click here for details ...

Happy-holiday: - Dear Santa Claus, just for you in the days poslenovogodnih holidays (from January 14 to December 25) interesting and highly paid job janitor, assistant plasterer, sober loader! Spend the holidays with benefit!

fan: - Let's say our decisive "No!" the Georgian tangerines in Christmas bags! Give at Christmas bags - Croatian potatoes! Ole-ole-ole!

Peysy_iz_vaty: - Last year's bags at a discount! Good condition. Caramels, like new! Chocolate drip, but very tasty! Mandarins require easy replacement.

Samodelkind: - you have last year's pig? Do not rush to throw them away! Straightened tail, pulling the snout, giving it a conical shape and obtain an excellent rat - a symbol of the new year!

kassa: - Santas non-stop circus!
38 Santa Clauses (including three waterfowl!), 17 Snow Maidens (Two rare tiger painting!), 8 sparklers, firecrackers and a trained 4-dwarf tree in a unique circus "New Year Extravaganza»!

admin: - Attention! Str. Porozhnyakovaya 7 sq. 13 - live vegetarians and teetotalers. Walk silly!

Br-rrr - Guys, urgently! Has anyone tried a bite cabbage from last year's beard? And Che?

Sohatie: - Two real (with antlers) with his reindeer moss. Famously deliver. Carefully take out.

konkurentov_net: - The grand New Year's fireworks in the warehouse of fireworks!
The cost of the event included: glass of champagne, sandwiches with caviar, fire services and caretaker Potapova his unquenched butt!

Dad: - For childless gentlemen - Santa Claus with his children!

Grandfather with the experience: - The smell of pine needles and tangerines - what could be worse ...

Zulfiya Berdymuhamedovna: - Only we Santas trained belly dance!
Santas trained belly dance - Oriental Tale on your desk!

Only: - Experienced Maiden (alcoholism 2nd degree) seeking adequate Santa Claus for joint romantic New Year in Chukalovskom district detoxification center.

Beard: - Warm vodka at a meeting - to drink or abuse? Psychologists recommend offend, but to drink. What do you think about this?

Goose-Bank: - Not enough money in the New Year's table presentable?
Only at us - the geese apples hire!
As well as mortgage loans for the purchase of geese in apples in the property.

Vova P .: - Upload his cell phone greetings to the President of the 2008 already!

Dizel: - Olivier for the New Year's table. Express delivery. Tipper 5 tons.