12 Fictional Languages You Can Learn to Speak (11 Photos + Text)

You may ask – why speak invented languages, because no one understands them? That's the point! Suppose you need to talk about something very important on the phone (or, more recently, on Skype), and you definitely do not want to be overheard by competitors and even more so by special services. No, they will eavesdrop, but they will certainly not understand a word. And all you need is that your partner on the other end of the line (on the other side of the monitor) also knows this language.
In addition, mastering any new language is a great workout for the brain. And for this, you do not need to go to language courses - patience and the Internet are enough




The Utopian Language of Thomas More
I hope you remember from history lessons who Thomas More was? A professor, writer, lawyer, diplomat and politician who lived at the turn of the 15th and 16th centuries and disliked English society so much that he invented the land of prosperity long before Marx-Engels-Lenin, and called it "Utopia", which means both "the best place" and "the missing place". The voluminous work was published in 1516 and was written in Latin. However, Thomas More also assumed a new language, unlike anything before, to be fundamental in the new ideal society.



Tolkien's Tengwar (Elvish) Language
Well, don't tell me that you've never been thrilled with Liv Tyler, who speaks fluent Sindarin Tengwar. This is the language of Valarin, Telerin, Sindarin, and many other places, and even the Dark Language of Mordor. When you have mastered the language perfectly, and you have "our Charm" in your hands, that is, the Ring of Power, do not rush to destroy it. Suddenly it will come in handy.



Kirt – Tolkien's Dwarven Language
And, if we began to talk about Middle-earth, then we must not forget about the numerous people of dwarves. The Kirt alphabet (or Kertas Daeron) has been successfully integrated into the Khuzdul language by the people of Moria because... Well, you know, dwarves don't write - they carve words in stone. In principle, there is an assumption that Tolkien almost exactly "rolled" the kirt from the Celtic runes. So, at the same time, learn the language that is still spoken in some places in Ireland.



The Alien Language of Futurama
If you think that the incomprehensible icons that appear in many episodes of Futurama are just a set of symbols that came to Matt Groeneng's mind, then you are very mistaken. As, until recently, we were mistaken. Cartoon aliens even have punctuation marks. This means that this language is the future of :)



Klingon from Star Trek
So how do you make a list of fictional languages without mentioning Klingon? This language has gained such popularity that there are a number of people in the world who speak it fluently. Moreover, Shakespeare and even the Bible are translated into Klingon. The only inconvenience with Klingon is that, most likely, in the "cunning schools" of the whole Earth, it is already taught, just in case.



Aurek-Besh is the language of the Jedi
Despite the fact that the aurek-besh first appeared only in the movie Return of the Jedi, I can assume that the Jedi have been speaking it for centuries.



Kryptonian, the language of Superman
In Kryptonian (or Kryptonesis), they say, not surprisingly, on Krypton, the home planet of Clark Kent. If you decide to learn this language, don't forget about the curse of Superman, and also think about the fact that when you end your Facebook post with a double exclamation mark, you are actually writing the letter "a".



Language of the Ancients of Stargate (Stargate)
If you believe the SG-1 series, then this is the language written and spoken by the Ancients - people who created (including) the earthly civilization millions of years ago. Although, it should be noted that we actually owe the appearance of this font to an old Czech poster, on the basis of which it was created by artist Boyd Godfrey for the pilot episode of Stargate Atlantis.



Dragon Runes
The language of dragons is considered the most ancient of all that existed on Earth. Dragons are generally taciturn creatures, but if they began to speak, they spoke only this language. People in the Middle Ages often used dragon as a universal language of magic. Now it is difficult to check exactly how it sounds. And all thanks to St. George, who, they say, destroyed the last living dragon on the planet.



Matoran – the LEGO bionic language
Did you know that Lego has its own language? Well, at least it was used in the Bionicle series. If your children know it (and they do!), there is a reason to learn Matoran in order to understand what secret notes your offspring exchange.



Daedric is the language of the Elder Scrolls
Daedric can be easily learned by those who still play role-playing games. In particular, the Elder Scrolls. At least, I personally know five quite grown people who were looking forward to, and now play until their fingers tremble in Skyrim.



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