Computer Repair - it fun

-When Client announced that the cause of failure - stuck a fork into the screen, we realized that we live boring lives.
It's not the most desperate. Came to see me once a client brought the laptop. Cover in the trash, the matrix is ​​divided, like a pair of keys and still was not. Do as they say, all that is necessary, not even the Accord. To the question "How well managed?" - Said that he had given his relative he borrowed, he went to his car and saw a lady on his bumper and put a foot on the lacing shoes overtighten. Rodstvennichek fell into berserk mode and whacked his leg first lady that came to hand - just a laptop. Says will pay for the repair of equipment and how much of that young lady has something.