Who has not been in Europe, beware of the toilets, not our brains are!
Stuttgart made a small need to go outside in the evening, a public bio-toilet.
Single cabin, very neat, shiny, clean, packed with sensors and
controlled by a computer.
Continued under the cut!
You throw a coin into the slot door 2 euros, doors automatically
open, lit the light come in, the doors close. I do not suffer from claustrophobia,
but as a lifetime doing electronics and computer programs, a little
annoying. Well, I did my business, you need to go, and a button for opening the door no no.
Instructions too. What do something stupid, instructions for use outhouse you write?
Include your logic, the Germans control program written gone - lifted the lid
toilet leaked water, closed the lid. Can a sensor stuck? Protsess.Dver not repeat
opens. Can the lid must sit down, then stand up, then drain the water? I repeat the process.
The door will not open. So. What is forgotten? Maybe wash your hands? I repeat the process again.
I present to the crane arm, the sensor is triggered, the water is flowing, then turns off automatically,
in hope and sadly-not looking at the door is opened. The prospect of sleeping in a fancy
German jerk I was not inspired. I shout to his friend, stayed outside (lucky):
"Jack, this infection does not let me!" He tries to bribe the toilet, putting a coin in the slot.
The machine does not begging, not take, that's all. For kicks and punches, too, does not respond. Jack yells:
"Hold on, call the police right now!" Having nothing to do, I repeat the process, wash my hands, I include hair dryers ...
hair dryer is turned off, the door opens. Then I read somewhere the story of how man in the same
fancy toilet in France went. Paying put centimes, our compatriot
I could assume that everything inside the cabin is a sterile clean, and according to this,
as it should be neat Homo sapiens climbed legs on the toilet ...
The computer brains toilet discrepancy: floor sensor is disabled, it means that man came,
the water is not drained, that something was wrong, it turned disinfection. Man sitting on the pot, make their case,
and then the light is turned off and it showers from the disinfecting solution as a livanёt! He jumped off the toilet,
computer generally stuck: the door is closed, and the man appeared ?! And depends previously
including drying jets of hot air ...
A few hours rescuers cut vandal-proof door blowtorch, pulling mad
the poor man from the clutches of the Parisian toilets. So I got off more easily.