The terms denoting have not described, but existing phenomenon

I suggest you look at a funny collection of various foreign terms that denote not yet described, but existing in the Russian phenomenon. Seagull Management (Seagull management)
Management style, in which the manager of a sudden raid on the facility, raises a lot of noise, crap everywhere, and then just as suddenly flies away, leaving behind a mess.

Yawn phone (Phone-yawn)
The phenomenon is observed when one person gets the phone and looking at the screen, causing people around doing the same thing.

Be moved to unlock (Slide to unlock)
Very affordable girl.





Hvastogram (Gloatgram)
Post to instagram, shows how well the author's life; usually pictures of food or travel.

Bioalogicheskie hours (Bio-illogical clock)
The physiological mechanism that causes the person to wake up on weekends at the same time as in the work.

Book a hangover (Book hangover)
The feeling when the world seems to be imperfect and surreal due to the fact that the man had just finished reading a book, which was completely submerged.



Person Coffee (Coffee face)
Scary face of a man who in the morning had not yet had time to drink coffee.

Navigator secretary (Textretary)
Man, gaining SMS for someone who is driving.

Computerize person (To computer-face)
With a worried look take a quick look at the monitor to create the impression of total immersion in the work.

Strizhen (Froday)
The day when one realizes that it is time to finally be cut.



Use anti-social network (Antisocial Networking)
Add new friends, but never with them not to communicate.

Brotherly Science (Broscience)
Stories that are referenced, for example, regular visitors gyms for which stories friends have more weight than research.

Medicine Divan (Couch syrup)
Bottle, hidden behind a sofa or any other safe place alcoholic who pretends to be tied.

Drayvstep (Drivestep)
Dubstep, which is a good drive.

Broman (Bromance)
Filled with love and deep affection between two men of traditional sexual orientation.



Nominal ambush (Name ambush)
Awkward situations when you face a seemingly familiar person, but do not have time to remember his name.

Facebook-minute (Facebook minute)
The indefinite period of time spent on Facebook from the moment when the man came into it, just to check if there are any new messages.

Home blindness (Domestic blindness)
Failure to find any thing (often in his apartment) as long as someone does not come to the aid, despite the fact that the subject is in plain sight.

Gerlfrendzona (Girlfriend zone)
The situation in which she is, wishing to maintain friendly relations, while male person sees in it only for the object of courtship. The case of the opposite distribution of roles is called "frendzonoy» (Friend zone).

Like-shock (Like shock)
The feeling that there is a person whose position in the social networks has collected much more "likes" than he expected.



Puma (Cougar)
A woman aged 35 years, which starts with men younger than themselves.

Den (Man cave)
The room, or any other living space, protects man from any female influence and presence.

Rape handshake (Handshake rape)
Demonstration of domination by the strong contraction of the fingers of the victim before the man had time to take up the proffered hand.

Post-ghost (Ghost post)
Note to the status or photo that was immediately removed by the author due to a spelling error, an unfortunate choice of words or stupidity.

First World Problems (First world problems)
The difficulties associated with the existence in a highly civilized society, over which any citizen of the Third World countries are likely to be laughed at. For example, bad Wi-Fi access and an unfortunate choice of sauce.

The friend-foe (Frenemy)
The person manages to maintain friendly relations, despite the rivalries and mutual dislike.

Adults (Grown-up)
A collective term for all the heads.



Avtoruchechnoe concern (Push pen anxiety)
Nerve and mindless clicking on the pen.

Modest boasting (Humblebrag)
Saying boastfulness which the author tries to mask or self-deprecating joke in the genre of "Who I do this?»

Facebook-mourner (Facebook necrologist)
Users of social networks, which is when someone dies of celebrities, never misses an opportunity to write a post like: "Rest in peace, such a».

Snorafon (Dreamathon)
A condition in which a person again and again turns off the alarm, managing to following his dream to see the new signal.



Defensive voracity (Defensive Eating)
Strategic absorption of food, so she did not get another.

Paralysis perfectionist (Perfectionist paralysis)
A condition in which a person can not get to work because of the fear that still will not be able to make it perfect.

Test / mother-in-law of sin (Sinlaws)
Parents Civil wife or husband.

Child supervision (Child supervision)
Activities tech-savvy children, helping elderly parents (or other relatives) to deal with a computer or other electronic devices.

Air Guitar (Air guitar)
A tool for the game that does not require any special skills.



Source: esquire.ru

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