What better father?

My daughter comes to the father and said:

 - Dad, I want the girls to go to the cafe, but no money.
 Option 1: Papa bureaucrat
 - Apply to the three copies and a copy of the housing department, school harekteristiki and conclusions about the health status of the cafe. Application will be considered in turn, and the answer is given within 15 working days.

Option 2: Pope banker

 - Fill out an application for credit, the credit agreement and attach a feasibility study and transaction passport. The Credit Committee held on Tuesdays and Thursdays, except holidays.

Option 3: Pope oligarch

 - Call Andrew S. - my manager for finance - and say that my father told redeem restaurant "Yar". How to redeem let call to follow you with my friends sent a limousine.

Option 4: The Pope President of Russia

 - And where exactly would you like to go?
 - Yes, like in "Golden Ostap" ...
 - Who owns it?
 - Some Georgians.
 - So, with Georgia have strained relations, can reach up to hostilities. Now called the director of the Federal Security Service to the owner was arrested on suspicion of spying for Georgia, and a restaurant that was confiscated. How to perform for you with her friends arrive in an armored "Mercedes".