Be careful!

Detected dangerous new disease - atypical hemorrhoids.
 Distributed mainly in public transport. Persons holding seats, it is advisable to return home immediately to handle the buttocks and anus area of ​​3% formalin rasvorom.
 Also to be processed clothes (pants, skirts, jeans) and underwear.
 How to warn?
 1. Do not take seats in public transport, let them become infected with the elderly, they do not care anymore.
 2. Do not get back to the others in the crowded public transport.
 If you stand back to the girl, it is indecent, but in the current situation can be downright dangerous, if a young man in front of you, it is better to change the deployment.
 3. Do not celebrate the great need in the bushes parks, alleys, as the wind and not only this infection spreads.
 Doctors and social activists are hoping that, in connection with the release of a new disease in Russia is finally growing culture of the population rises.