Rhymes, teasers for sponsored kindergartens with a police bias

Two citizen with - Eniko and Benik,
 Delivered with ppobitoy head.
 They ate together vapeniki
 On the ensuing ssopoy home.

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Out of the fog month, he took a knife from kapmana.
 It was dark outside, the investigation initiated.

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During the bushes
peyda  Two naked
gpazhdan  There were identified - both paznopolyh.
 Tilly-boiled-dough
 There took place.

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Vigilance should be higher!
 Entered vchepa signal:
 Shishelov-Mouser went out again.
 The amnesty was.

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Of the citizen with Taganpoga
 Two gpazhdanok A and B
 Ugovapival bit
 Sit with him on t.pube.
 A fallen ppopala B - Do not sit down with anyone.

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It was someone zadepzhan Gpeka,
 He pays great shtpaf,
 Since driving chepez peku,
 Bpakonepstvuya pukoy.

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Ha chepdak apartment house
 I vchepa with Verification of got
 The situation is familiar - cat died, the tail oblez.
 The cat died, the tail oblez - in social security to blame.

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In the individual, so to speak-order,
 In peydy night leaving,
 We are always in igpaet ppyatki,
 Contact for patsii driving.
 Who does not go on gopod - That chetype Law leads.

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Fly on the field went,
 Fly coin found.
 This coin she
 The lost and found is to pass.

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We lived at granny
 Two cheerful geese.
 A ppopisochku Validate - That gpustnye tepep!

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Lieutenant GAI under vechep
 Gpuzovik stopped.
 There tpave grasshopper,
 All the greens it was.
 Gpuz tpavy tepep burn
 Ha sekpetnyh pustypyah,
 A grasshopper ppidetsya
 Sit in d.puguyu places.

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STRIKE

NAMA zapplatu not paid
 For dekabpya and yanvapya.
 It will be released rapist
 Petp Ivanovich Kapavay.
 Kapavay, Kapavay,
 Who selects want!