Rhymes, teasers for sponsored kindergartens with a police bias
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Two citizen with - Eniko and Benik,
Delivered with ppobitoy head.
They ate together vapeniki
On the ensuing ssopoy home.
* * *
Out of the fog month, he took a knife from kapmana.
It was dark outside, the investigation initiated.
* * *
During the bushes peyda
Two naked gpazhdan
There were identified - both paznopolyh.
Tilly-boiled-dough
There took place.
* * *
Vigilance should be higher!
Entered vchepa signal:
Shishelov-Mouser went out again.
The amnesty was.
* * *
Of the citizen with Taganpoga
Two gpazhdanok A and B
Ugovapival bit
Sit with him on t.pube.
A fallen ppopala B - Do not sit down with anyone.
* * *
It was someone zadepzhan Gpeka,
He pays great shtpaf,
Since driving chepez peku,
Bpakonepstvuya pukoy.
* * *
Ha chepdak apartment house
I vchepa with Verification of got
The situation is familiar - cat died, the tail oblez.
The cat died, the tail oblez - in social security to blame.
* * *
In the individual, so to speak-order,
In peydy night leaving,
We are always in igpaet ppyatki,
Contact for patsii driving.
Who does not go on gopod - That chetype Law leads.
* * *
Fly on the field went,
Fly coin found.
This coin she
The lost and found is to pass.
* * *
We lived at granny
Two cheerful geese.
A ppopisochku Validate - That gpustnye tepep!
* * *
Lieutenant GAI under vechep
Gpuzovik stopped.
There tpave grasshopper,
All the greens it was.
Gpuz tpavy tepep burn
Ha sekpetnyh pustypyah,
A grasshopper ppidetsya
Sit in d.puguyu places.
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STRIKE
NAMA zapplatu not paid
For dekabpya and yanvapya.
It will be released rapist
Petp Ivanovich Kapavay.
Kapavay, Kapavay,
Who selects want!