So what's really going on? .

Soon in Italy will go on sale a book from the defender of the Italian national team Marco Materia called “What I really said to Zidane”. The style of the book is absurdly mocking, in which the football player outlines his version of the quarrel that happened, gives 249 possible “versions” of the phrase told to Materia, for example: “Zidane, what you are doing, you have not lost yet, and you have already shaved your head”, “Since Foucault died, French philosophy sucks”, but, according to commentators, he did not bring the true phrase. (News)

A whole collection of memoirs can be released.
Under the general title, say, "Bl@, was! Bl @ I will!

V. Chernomyrdin. What I really said as Prime Minister.
B. Yeltsin. What I was actually doing on a plane at Shannon Airport.
E. Hollifield. “What Mike Tyson Really Bite Me”

I'm sure you'll create more and better.

And creative :

The bastards of "Who We Really Killed"
Vladimir Putin: What You Really Need to Do in the Latrine
V. Zhirinovsky. "What a cowboy Bush really is."
Ah. Ansari. What I've really forgotten in this space.
B. Yahweh. Tablet "What I Really Mean"
Vladimir Putin: What and how to wet, and most importantly where.
Herzen, "Who's Really to Blame?"
Prosecutor General Chaika – “Who in Russia to live too well”
Wilhelm Tell Jr. "What I was really holding on my head."
F. Kirkorov “10 rhymes to the word star or what color jackets fashionable”
wear in this decade
V.I. Lenin. What we drank before the performance with the armored vehicle.
Michael Jackson, How I Loved Children
McDonald: What You Really Eat
B. Moiseev. In fact, Kolya and I are just idiots.
Ah. Vespucci, What I Really Wanted to Discover
Ah. Lincoln, What I Really Wanted
B. Clinton's "What I Really Did"
J. Bushst. "What I really am."
J. Bush Jr. "What am I, really?"
H. Columbus, “Did I Really Want to Discover America?”
Yu. Quote: What did I do with the two girls?
Monica Lewinsky, “What Bill Clinton Really Stained My Dress”
V. Chernomyrdin “That I am, in fact, me, but not me, in fact, not this”
Lenin, What I Really Mean in 1917
N. Khrushchev. What I really wanted to show the Americans
A. Duncan, Why I Don't Like Bugatti Anymore
G. Hiddink: What the Russian national team is really playing
Statue of Liberty: What I Really Have in My Hand
R. Abramovich, How I Really Got Rich
I. Grozny. "What I really did to my son."
M.L. Gioconda. "What am I really smiling at?"
Peter: What We Really Learned in Holland
Anonymous: Where We Were Really Flying 09/11
Osama Bin Laden, “What Will We Really Do to All Infidels?”
Fanny Kaplan, Where I Was Really Going
Igor Kio, How many women have I actually sawed and buried in the ground
Ksenia Sobchak “What am I really like?”
Zhirinovsky: When are we going to fuck Tbilisi?
The bear, "Who's really with the Predecessor?"
B. Gates, How to Actually Make 1001 Penguin Meals
K. Behemoth “How to Correct Primus”
M.V.S.R.S. Carlson, “How to Properly Pamper With Buffets”
J. Aguzarova: Mother, where am I?!!! ! ! ?
Vladimir Putin: “What does the phrase of the Russian Constitution really mean, but no more than two consecutive terms?”
B. Cthulhu, "I'm actually still asleep."
Khodarkovsky "What did not get into the volume of my case"
Nostradamus, What I Really Mean
Duncan Mac Cloud, The World History as It Really Was
Right Who. “What really happened in the beginning.”

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