10 ways to create an image of the spiritualized personality, if you are a complete idiot Bashny.Net

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Many of us would like to be the kind of person that enthusiastically talk with friends.

The website made a statement, as in our day seem's a very interesting person, if you put it mildly, those are not. One condition: all you need to play naturally, otherwise you will look a bit stupid.

• Practicing brooding hero: frown eyebrows, often lean on the wall suddenly struck with a thought, a long sigh in the presence of people, at parties stand at the window and languidly look into the distance, and most importantly — more silent. If you still can't hold back any phrase, mysteriously they break off halfway...

• Like loneliness. It is important to convey to society the idea that you have a good one, because you are a self-sufficient person. For example, to keep the friends mysteriously go walking in the fog is a nice touch.

• Emphasize the individuality of their reluctance to stand out from the crowd. For example, dress like a bum, all continually repeat that you even slightly care about, first, how you look, and secondly (and more) what about you others think.

• Be unpredictable — it is always very impressive: read Palahniuk, but trudge from the Kardashian family; the company suddenly begin to talk aloud about their children's problems; quote Kim Jong-UN at social events and the like.

• Learn to talk about depression and creative crisis — about her, of course. In General, would be extravagant to ascribe some kind of mild mental illness a La on the verge of genius and madness. It is important not to go too far with the diagnosis.

• For effect , create the illusion of presence in your life haters. This will add the person of your interest and make you think about your undoubted personal uniqueness.

• Learn to juggle with names such as Voltaire, Diderot and Schopenhauer. But, if you notice that someone they familiar with, try to retreat as soon as possible.

• Don't forget about social media! In addition to the conceptual avatars, you must have completed the philosophical posts of the wall (preferably with quotes of famous thinkers, not to accidentally reveal their real mental maps) and minimum information about yourself.

• Instagram is worth mentioning separately: forget the selfie (do not miss the opportunity to publicly vent their disdain for this genre). Like low contrast minimalistic photo with meaning like a wall with a strange inscription, a table with an empty ashtray, and so on.

• During correspondence forget what Emoji and stickers. Dot is too bad. Put point. After every thought. Only to demonstrate the extremely violent emotions can put a small brace at the end of sentences.

• Specify clearly to others you hated a type of people: pointedly criticize the critics, the conservatives and mainstreamseeks. The last fu.

• And finally, always stay yourself and never change their inner self. And explain to everyone around you that you never change your inner "I". For example, Liska taking on his chest and smashing a half-office, just tell them that they behaved because you are always yourself, and suppress your real impulses you are going.

PS: don't take the rules literally — it's ridiculous. Better to remember your surrounded by people who seem them live, but this is not funny.

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