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One night in a rich house, had a thief. Being able to pick the lock on the front door, he crept into the hall and heard a voice from a speaker near the ceiling:

— Good evening! Since you said "Smart house". I understand that you have decided to Rob the dwelling of my master? You know, I do not like very much, so I will not discourage you. Move down the corridor.

The thief in complete bewilderment passed into the hall. Again came the voice:

— You see the bags near the wall? The owner put their valuables and money, because that's going to go to another country. Grab them! There's nothing I can do will soon turn on a program that will call the police! Hurry up, please!

The thief picked up a few bags and took to their heels. In the morning the owner returned home.

— Good morning, master! voice Smart home. — As requested, the garbage passed!

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