The show must go on!

Recently, my friends Lena and Igor got a dog named Dora. She was pretty smart, but she didn't bark when someone rang the doorbell. I barked at the coming guests, but there was no call on the trill. And the owners decided to teach her.

Igor (a healthy man two meters tall) stood on all fours next to the front door, and Lena came out and started calling. Igor barked. Lena came in and gave her husband a piece of cheese, who ate it with a huge appetite and an expression of happiness on his face. The dog looked at all this with a look full of bewilderment.

Then the trainers switched places. Already Lenochka was standing near the door on all fours and barking at the bell, and Igor came in and gave her a piece of sausage. And he told the dog that look how smart Lenochka is, and you are a shaggy idiot. Dora still looked at the owners as if they were idiots.

And then a couple of hours later, the couple was eaten and cheese, and sausages, hoarse from barking and in the end tortured, but the dog and did not train. Having spit on this case, Lena and Igor went to the room to relax on the couch. Dora disappeared somewhere, but within a minute ran to the hall, holding her bowl of dry food in her teeth. I put it in front of the hosts, pushed her nose at them and sat down waiting for a new series of shows.

In general, Igor and Lena did not teach Dora anything.

via eku.ru/show-must-go-on/