That's what happens when you're the father of four daughters
Being a dad to large - no easy task. Breykvell James (James Breakwell) - father of four daughters. At the same time he can not only take care of their princesses, but also finds time to share funny dialogues with them in his Twitter.
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5-year-old daughter:. "Why my mother painted?»
Pope:. "To be beautiful»
Daughter: "But she's so beautiful!»
Dad: "Mmm ...»
Daughter: "Dad, you need to make up."
The Pope: "Who ate all the cookies?»
5-year-old daughter: "Ninja» .
Dad: "But I have not seen them» .
Daughter: "Nobody never seen them»
3-year-old daughter: "One boy in the garden said that he liked me» .
Dad: "And he'll»
Daughter: "It goes beyond all boundaries. Suppose first that will grow »
5-year-old daughter watching a TV program where a man makes artificial breath." Why does he kisses her » ?
Dad: "He saves her life» .
Daughter: «I would have died for sure»
3-year old daughter:. "And I will have once the baby in the abdomen ? »
Pope:. "If you want, then yes»
Daughter: "No, thank you. . This is a place for candy »
4-year-old daughter:" What happens when you die » ?
Dad: "You go to heaven» .
Daughter: "No, I mean, when you die, will I be able to pick up your things?»
The Pope: "Let's tidy home until my mother came. »
5-year-old daughter: "She does not care how things look» .
Dad: "Where did you get?»
Daughter: "She married you»
4-year old daughter shows a dead squirrel on the road:. "This I was a boy. »
Pope: "How did you know?»
Daughter: "It was stupid»
The Pope:. "You're wearing a coat upside down» .
3-year-old daughter: "No» .
Dad: "You have the bottom of the hood» .
Daughter:. "For the priest frozen»
5-year old daughter rubs head .
Dad: "What happened?»
Daughter: "I think I sprained muscles brain» .
Dad: "But there is no brain muscles!»
Daughter: "Maybe you and no ...»
5-year old daughter: "Let's buy it? »
Pope:. "It's too expensive»
Daughter: "Take my credit card - then it will be free»
Guess who has never had its own credit card
3-year-old daughter:. "I do not like my soup» .
Dad: "What's wrong with him?»
Daughter: "It tastes just like soup»
5-year old daughter:. "I would like to be a princess» .
Dad: "You are my princess, and this is our kingdom»
My daughter looks around the house: "So-so the kingdom ...»
5-year old daughter: "Girls get tired faster than boys» .
Daughter: "Because we have brains work the whole day»