Scientists laugh online brief retelling of his theses

social network Reddit offered scientists to describe the essence of their theses understandable language. Light of science gladly shared their "discoveries." Some of them claim to be the Ig Nobel prize, and there are just these "pearls" of thought.

Website has selected for you the masterpieces of scientific research and is divided into a brief retelling of scientists.



«< Mushrooms, mushrooms everywhere! Especially in plants, where they do strange things. Do we understand what's going on? Nah ». « Microwaves really good to something warm up. " «Music expresses emotion or causes them? Read the following 200 pages, so as not to know the answer ». « The sand can be washed off, so do not make it all sorts of important things. " "This protein can cause an asthma attack. Hmm, well, or not. " «Adults learn best when they are happy». «God knows why people have autism." "Aluminium can be used to create a very steep microstructures. However, the microstructure cool enough, that we have allocated money for the completion of studies. " "We need to make new magnets magnets old, because we end magnets." «If you put some kind of plastic in the water, it swells. If you put it under the skin, it absorbs fluid and tissue swell. That, ladies - new skin! » « If you break the rat spine, it usually dies. " "The refrigerated laboratory mice twice accelerates metabolism. This is very bad for the research, which uses a mouse. " «< Museums properly digitize their collections. Can we fix it with the help of computers? Like so ». « The water will freeze if you hit it well. " "You can make antimatter move in an unknown direction, if it is bad set up the equipment." «Even when times are really bad, most people want to live». «You'll never guess why the English-speaking translators so cool screwed up with this piece of German author!" "Gamma rays can not turn you into the Hulk. But E. coli E. coli - can be. " «Brain cells communicate with each other. And sometimes - with themselves ». « If the brain is connected to the battery monkey, the monkey will notice it. " "Smart people make bad project teams. Use a combination of smart people and ordinary people to achieve better results. " "To check whether you have the whole rail or tube, not necessarily to touch them." "Sometimes the planet Uranus looks boring, but sometimes, in fact, it is interesting. Perhaps she has some crazy season. " "The salmon grows faster in a small company." «Beethoven was a cool guy, I answer."







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