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50 reasons not to meet with the designer
The site is 50 humorous reason not to meet with graphic designers. Some matches just pugayut.Professiya leaves its mark on the person. Teacher gives preachy tone, the doctor - a cynical sense of humor, and the artist - creative impulses. Designers also have their own characteristics. And if you're not prepared to put up with them, you'd better refrain from close relationships with the people of this profession.
So, designers ... They are very strange people:
- You will spend the whole day, choosing the furniture at IKEA.
- They drink and eat all sorts of weird stuff just because they like the packaging.
- They want to save the world through posters.
- They hate each other.
- You'll leave the last of the theater, because they have to watch all the titles.
- They can not change a light bulb without making a sketch.
- They all countertops izrezhut their torches.
- They are more likely to investigate the pattern of your belongings, what will listen to what you want to say.
- They make a collage of all your photos.
- They do not know math, they are just looking at the numbers.
- They idolize people who nobody knows and talk about them as their colleagues.
- They take pictures almost every day, and all pictures with weird angles.
- They ask your opinion about everything, but do what they want.
- All align the left, right or center, until it turns out that it's too late.
- They hate Comic Sans with the same passion with which they love Helvetica.
- You can not decorate your home without consulting with them.
- Their hands forever in some paint.
- They buy dolls unfinished, to paint them.
- can not pick up clothes without consulting the map Pantone.
- They hate Excel.
- In your life there will be "Days of brainstorming».
- On holiday you'll travel to the country, the existence of which you did not know, and where there is no beach.
- Museums their second home.
- They can not go to a restaurant without criticizing the menu design.
- They listen to music that you never knew.
- They can not cook ordinary meals, they should always experiment with ingredients.
- When are they going to tell you something, everyone will know it in advance in VKontakte and Facebook.
- The most memorable orgasms they experienced when they heard that Adobe bought Macromedia.
- Their favorite stores most expensive in the city.
- They dream to spend all their money in the Apple Store.
- You will never understand their gifts.
- They laugh when they see the usual stuff.
- You'll wake up at night to their cries of "Deadline! When the deadline? »
- They see CMYK and RGB like Neo saw the matrix.
- They dream of the day when no one will make a single change in their project.
- It is better to pay for a font than some kind of a birthday gift.
- They always sleepy because they work 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
See also:
Well, you train a designer!
Patron saints of graphic design
8 ways to reduce designer mad
via www.adme.ru/vdohnovenie-919705/8-sposobov-svesti-dizajnera-s-uma-405355/
So, designers ... They are very strange people:
- You will spend the whole day, choosing the furniture at IKEA.
- They drink and eat all sorts of weird stuff just because they like the packaging.
- They want to save the world through posters.
- They hate each other.
- You'll leave the last of the theater, because they have to watch all the titles.
- They can not change a light bulb without making a sketch.
- They all countertops izrezhut their torches.
- They are more likely to investigate the pattern of your belongings, what will listen to what you want to say.
- They make a collage of all your photos.
- They do not know math, they are just looking at the numbers.
- They idolize people who nobody knows and talk about them as their colleagues.
- They take pictures almost every day, and all pictures with weird angles.
- They ask your opinion about everything, but do what they want.
- All align the left, right or center, until it turns out that it's too late.
- They hate Comic Sans with the same passion with which they love Helvetica.
- You can not decorate your home without consulting with them.
- Their hands forever in some paint.
- They buy dolls unfinished, to paint them.
- can not pick up clothes without consulting the map Pantone.
- They hate Excel.
- In your life there will be "Days of brainstorming».
- On holiday you'll travel to the country, the existence of which you did not know, and where there is no beach.
- Museums their second home.
- They can not go to a restaurant without criticizing the menu design.
- They listen to music that you never knew.
- They can not cook ordinary meals, they should always experiment with ingredients.
- When are they going to tell you something, everyone will know it in advance in VKontakte and Facebook.
- The most memorable orgasms they experienced when they heard that Adobe bought Macromedia.
- Their favorite stores most expensive in the city.
- They dream to spend all their money in the Apple Store.
- You will never understand their gifts.
- They laugh when they see the usual stuff.
- You'll wake up at night to their cries of "Deadline! When the deadline? »
- They see CMYK and RGB like Neo saw the matrix.
- They dream of the day when no one will make a single change in their project.
- It is better to pay for a font than some kind of a birthday gift.
- They always sleepy because they work 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
See also:
Well, you train a designer!
Patron saints of graphic design
8 ways to reduce designer mad
via www.adme.ru/vdohnovenie-919705/8-sposobov-svesti-dizajnera-s-uma-405355/
