15 delightful gems children and their parents

spontaneity, open-mindedness and a vivid imagination help our offspring to find creative solutions in all situations and never lose heart.

Sometimes, however, parents also give very decent pearl. Website
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Now I walk around the yard. On the other side of the parking lot is a boy of five with his mother. Suddenly, the boy stumbles and falls right into a puddle. Shouts the mother.
- Marat, damn it, what is it?
Marat, still lying in a puddle, turns his head towards the mother and deadpan voice answers:
- This is a puddle, Mom, and I fell into it.

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Child stumped question:
- When the bun rolls, eyes he spoiled?

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Mom turns in front of a mirror in the new jeans. Angelina (7 years):
- Mom, you're in these little jeans well, just like a teenage girl! You like 15 years!
Mom smiles. She honestly thinks the same way. And then Angelina added:
- But you, Mom, do not worry! As you look at your face, so once it becomes clear that you're almost thirty!

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There in Moscow city with the romantic name Precepts of Ilyich , where my wife and I to go and see his family. And once asked the 7-year-old plemyashki:
- Do you know who is Ilich?
- Of course, that Tchaikovsky.
And do not protest. Precepts of Ilyich's how we began to call Ballet Ilych .

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We were at the beach with her husband and son (8 years old). I forgot to take a cap-panama sun fries. I asked my husband to look after small, she went home for a panama. I came back, I saw a picture of son buried in the sand, only the head sticking out. No husband. I ask:
- Where's Dad?
Child cheerfully replies:
- Daddy swims!
- Why are you here?
No less cheerfully:
- He hid me, that I should not be lost.
This award, the father, gentlemen ...

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I went into the room and saw that the son (3 years) lying in a chair and crying. I ask:
- What happened?
- Cartoons tired of watching.

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Nephew in the garden was given the assignment to explain the saying: "Work creates and destroys laziness." Well, he explained that when a man works, all is well: and the houses are built, and the machines are created, and the house is clean, - and then comes the Alain and everything breaks down. Alain are Alain .

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Son (6 and a half years) sitting, eating soup without enthusiasm. I ask:
- Good?
- And who prepared?
- Ya
He sighed:
- Then delicious.

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Our 10-year-old son, Aaron asked my mother:
- Do you regret that you have three sons and one daughter no?
- Of course it would be great if we had even a girl. But with you we bake cookies and doing needlework.
- That's right, - said Aaron. - But she would do it with pleasure.

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The child after a visit to the Zoo wrote in the book that,
both spent the weekend: "I saw a deer. He has our hanger on the head ».

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On reception at Laura, while the doctor fills out the card, the son busily pacing around the office, and considers all the stops near the narrow medical couch. Then, with a glance at the doctor, at the impressive size of the nurse, says:
- Well, you live well, just can not understand how you on this bed placed together?

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- Mom, how I was when I was born?
- Little.
- And I know how to watch cartoons?
- No.
- A run?
- No?
- Somersault?
- No. You do not know how to eat with a spoon, you are not able to stand, walk and sit, you do not even know how to turn over from back to stomach.
Amazement:
- What did I do?
- Never mind. Lying and yelling.
- And I'm screaming? "Save me, help!»?

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Son:
- Oh! Dad bought, and water, and juice. It allowed you to him?
- Dad does not need my permission, he can do whatever he wants.
Son, knowingly:
- You are allowed to give him everything he wants?

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Kid about three years with his parents out of the house and immediately run to their heels! Immediate reaction of parents:
Mom:
- My son! Carefully! Do not run!
Dad (immediately after):
- My son! Run! But careful!





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