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In every child lives a great genius and brilliant linguist
In this collection we present you the real phrases and expressions that said, kids of all ages than unspeakably pleased first of his parents, and now all of us 
Masha (3 years) saw the wrinkles on the forehead of his father, stroked them and said:
- I do not want you to have serditki!
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- I - my father's pomogalnik.
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- Once upon a king and queen, and they had little tsarёnysh.
- Mom, how well your perfume stinks!
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- Dad, do shut the TV, I can not hear the tale.
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- Volodya, you know: a rooster nose - mouth is!
- Mom, I feel sorry for the horses, that they can not pick your nose.
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Grandfather admitted that he knows how to swaddle newborns.
- And how do you swaddled her grandmother when she was little?
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- Oh, Mama, what a pretty nasty!
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- When you play with me? Dad home from work - just for television. And my mother - what a lady! - Start immediately washed.
The girl of four and a half years, read "The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish».
- That's a silly old man - she was indignant, - asked the fish a new home, a new trough. I would ask once new old woman.
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Upset father said that broke the car. Five-year Nura its comforts:
- But now no need to buy gasoline!
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- You know, Dad, for all animals at the top of the back and belly down!
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- And from the back exit can be married?
- Grandma, look what a silly duck - drink unboiled water from a puddle!
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The bus boy four years sitting in the arms of his father. Beginning woman. A polite boy jumps with the father's knees:
- Sit down, please!
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The two-year Sasha asked:
- Where are you going?
- For the sand.
- But you have brought.
- I'm going for eschёm.
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First grader back on September 1 of the school. Her mother asked:
- My daughter, what have you learned today?
- I learned how to write!
- On the first day? What a baby! And what do you write?
- I do not know. I have not yet learned to read.
- Mom, shut my back foot!
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- Dad, look how your trousers frown!
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- Oh, Mom, what are your legs Fat!
- Our grandmother slaughtered geese in the winter, so they do not catch cold.
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Nastya, 4 years.
- Mom, please give birth to me sister, but older!
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- Daddy, Daddy, buy me a drum!
- Here's another, I have enough noise!
- Buy, Daddy, I'm going to play on it, but when you sleep!
Masha (3 years) saw the wrinkles on the forehead of his father, stroked them and said:
- I do not want you to have serditki!
* * *
- I - my father's pomogalnik.
* * *
- Once upon a king and queen, and they had little tsarёnysh.
- Mom, how well your perfume stinks!
* * *
- Dad, do shut the TV, I can not hear the tale.
* * *
- Volodya, you know: a rooster nose - mouth is!
- Mom, I feel sorry for the horses, that they can not pick your nose.
* * *
Grandfather admitted that he knows how to swaddle newborns.
- And how do you swaddled her grandmother when she was little?
* * *
- Oh, Mama, what a pretty nasty!
* * *
- When you play with me? Dad home from work - just for television. And my mother - what a lady! - Start immediately washed.
The girl of four and a half years, read "The Tale of the Fisherman and the Fish».
- That's a silly old man - she was indignant, - asked the fish a new home, a new trough. I would ask once new old woman.
* * *
Upset father said that broke the car. Five-year Nura its comforts:
- But now no need to buy gasoline!
* * *
- You know, Dad, for all animals at the top of the back and belly down!
* * *
- And from the back exit can be married?
- Grandma, look what a silly duck - drink unboiled water from a puddle!
* * *
The bus boy four years sitting in the arms of his father. Beginning woman. A polite boy jumps with the father's knees:
- Sit down, please!
* * *
The two-year Sasha asked:
- Where are you going?
- For the sand.
- But you have brought.
- I'm going for eschёm.
* * *
First grader back on September 1 of the school. Her mother asked:
- My daughter, what have you learned today?
- I learned how to write!
- On the first day? What a baby! And what do you write?
- I do not know. I have not yet learned to read.
- Mom, shut my back foot!
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- Dad, look how your trousers frown!
* * *
- Oh, Mom, what are your legs Fat!
- Our grandmother slaughtered geese in the winter, so they do not catch cold.
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Nastya, 4 years.
- Mom, please give birth to me sister, but older!
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- Daddy, Daddy, buy me a drum!
- Here's another, I have enough noise!
- Buy, Daddy, I'm going to play on it, but when you sleep!
20 Pictures with a piercing sense for the perfect start to your day!
Composition per student, "How I Spent My Summer"