What you did not guess before birth

Once you look only for a split second as the room immediately begins the chaos and destruction





Now you understand that the expression "sleep like a baby" - a blatant lie. Children do not understand why they need to sleep, and if possible try not to do that, unfortunately, this means that you too can forget about a peaceful sleep.



All your days on end will be connected with the smell, feel and other "joys" of children kakashek



You will learn how to instantly determine whether your child has managed it without poking a finger in his diaper



You begin to understand all the rubbish that you your baby babbles. Now you understand that "flahaba" - a banana.



In your eyes start a tear of emotion when you are viewing videos sentimental children over whom you laughed yesterday



You understand that the child needs a lot of diapers, but can not buy too much of the same size, since it is constantly growing. Therefore, we have to choose between the remaining surplus of diapers and constant trips to the store.



You understand that your head may just explode from the amount of words that says your child



Friendship ends immediately when your invited guest, woke his parish child whom you have laid the whole half hour ago



Do you consider yourself smart until until the child began to ask you questions and you realize that you do not even know half of the answers.



Before, you thought that only because of the presence of a pet owner can refuse to rent an apartment, but it was up to the moment when you have not had a child



You do not remember to buy all these toys, but they filled the whole house. They breed? As it happens at all.



Your shirts are beginning to share the "pure" and those which "is not very visible spots»



Previously, you could just jump in the car and drive to the store. Now you need a child seat, you need to make sure that there is food for a child in the way, a change of clothes, diapers, milk, juice ... And by the time when you are thinking, you already forget what you had in store.

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