"Big Bang Theory"

Bugagashenka! (Sheldon)



Oh gravity, you heartless bitch! (Sheldon)



Stone - Scissors - Paper - Lizard - Spock!



A slight misunderstanding? This Galileo and the Pope had a little misunderstanding. (Sheldon)



One should not annoy anyone who has access to your food! (Penny)



How can you mess up ice cream, sprinkle with chocolate? (Rajesh)



Oh! The world is not enough chamomile tea to soothe the fury in my breast! (Sheldon)



Clever - so beautiful. (Howard)



I'm not crazy. Mom I checked. (Sheldon)

I am a woman in the eyes of some can barely see! (Rajesh)



Sheldon, you're not sick! Well, you generally ill, of course, but not physically. (Leonard)



One accident in the lab, and this guy will be a supervillain! (Leonard)

Poor thing! Nasty girl prevents you play board games. (Penny)



I have a very wide range. I have 212 friends on MySpace. (Sheldon)



This mind is not able to forget! It was a rainy Tuesday ... (Sheldon)



With fixtures we "you". Do not want to brag, but almost all of the fifth grade, I had his head in the toilet bowl. (Sheldon)



You know what the chicken and rice are vegetarian ?! Figure! (Rajesh)





Jews have no hell. We instead heartburn! (Howard)

Yes, sometimes I just do not listen. Sometimes I just look like moving your jaw. (Penny)

Raj, you're like a little, the Internet is no place for truth. (Howard)