Unobtrusive manipulation Bashny.Net

1. Instead of the angry, "Come soon as you wait!»
Commanded: "On your marks, get set ... go! Run! »
2. Instead of threatening, "Eat, otherwise not get dessert».
News: "After this disappears krooohotnaya cake, you will arrive to something tasty».
3. Instead of the rough, "Take for yourself»
Pronounce dreamy voice: "Now, if you were a wizard, and could conjure order on the table ...»
4. Instead of an angry: "Do not bother!»
Say: "Come, play a little myself. And when I'm released, we'll have a mini-holiday ».
5. Instead of distracting, "Do not be fancy, pirate t-shirt in the wash, put on one that has a».
Reconcile with the nuisance, "Look, here's a relative of yours pirate shirts. Let's put it? »
6. Instead of the rhetorical "you lie you finally sleep!»
Ask: "Show you a clever way sheltering blanket?»
7. Instead of evil "by the pope wanted?»
Blow off steam, "I wonder who it is I'll tear off your ears and neck lathered?»
8. Instead of the powerless: "To me any" do not want "is not heard!»
Suddenly cried: "Oh, look, kaprizka ran. Catch, catch it so it did not spoil our mood! »
9. Instead of boring, "How many times to repeat»
Tell a mysterious whisper: "One-two-three, release classified information ... Repeat as heard».
10. Instead of mentoring: "Hands washed?»
Suggest: "I bet that water will flow from your hands black?»





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