Stirlitz went into the forest

Stirlitz went to the forest in a greatcoat.
Sees - blue spruce.
They also drank, slept,
Or just Tralee Wali.

But the lyrical introduction folktales about the hero Maxim Maksimych von Stirlitz, I thought not about any "geyropeytsev."

Let another story closer to the subject of our reportage:
Stirlitz went into the woods for mushrooms. I looked at in one coppice in another. No mushrooms
 - Do not season, thought Stirlitz and sat dejected in the snow.
9 photo.

Well, my wife and I, using the experience of the Soviet intelligence officer, waited a month or two, and today went to the mushroom hunting.
They took knives, fastened to them mufflers, hunting something quiet!

Here we go towards the cherished plantation. (1)



Upon arrival, immediately begin to hunt, since the time the evening, and before dusk at our disposal is not more than an hour. After a brief search stumble on the first client: (2)



Around two meters was discovered his accomplice, whom we also eksterminirovali. (3)

And then I went to slaughter, about which I modestly keep silence.



Plantation, our small size, and wander for forty minutes, go back to the car. (4)



Youngest dissatisfied catch: Well, what is? (5)

At the request of the right holder's face corrected.



Kote mushrooms does not approve. He has a bowl full of fresh gras. (6)



Production closeup: (7)



And when their decoctions, they are such lovely and tiddly. (8)



Morels we boil for five minutes, and then the pan with the onion.
For them, there is a serious risk of not surviving to roasting, the wife of the last effort to hold to these cuties slupendit not live.
Because here's the final picture mushrooms in a skillet. More, they have not been able to pose. (9)
You are welcome to kick. Fotkal in the plastic bag.