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Painting for Dummies (21 photos)
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For hundreds of years the world culture gave us a myriad of brilliant artists. One problem - remember them all is not possible.
- A long time ago, in the first year it has been our art history. Lectures were held on Saturday at 8am and five minutes, "the teacher," standing at the door and then closed it on lock. That's all. I do not have time - pass. All year he showed us slides of paintings, ranging from cave paintings and ending with Russian artists of the 90s. And all of these slides were with him in the form of postcards. Vottakennaya pack. At the end of the year, as usual, the exam. First two questions, and then execution individually. By the number of your passes for the year (!), He took out a pack of cards. Discordantly. And it must be said of the author or title. Mona Lisa and a couple more to remember everything quickly. And the rest of the mulёnom have to do something. And now, to guess the author, we brought in a group classification. And you know, in 97 cases out of a hundred - it works! Until now!
If you see in the picture dark background and all sorts of suffering on their faces - it Titsian.
exception - that this person golopopaya no signs of thought on his face. Already a something you can remember. Venus, not Venus, but something in it is venereal:
If the picture vottakennye priests and cellulite even men - not sumlevayus - a Rubens.
If the men in the picture are like ox-eyed curly women or just on the Italian fag - a Caravaggio.
Bab he even drew half. In the next picture - a woman. Gorgonyan Medusa Arutyunovna. Why is it similar to dzhonidepa - mystery cleaner Mona Lisa's smile.
If a movie has a lot of little fellows - Brueghel.
Many young fellows + small incomprehensible x * yni - Bosch.
If all the people look like bums at night by the light of a dim lamp - a Rembrandt.
If a picture can easily pririsovat couple tolstopopyh cupids and sheep (or are already there) - it is Bush.
Nicely, all naked and figures like bodybuilders after drying - Michelangelo.
See ballerina - say Degas. You say Degas - see ballet dancer.
Contrastingly, rather tartly, slate, and all prevent a WordLikeThis skinny bearded faces - El Greco.
And finally, if anything, even aunts, like Putin - is Jan van Eyck
All.
PS: Monet - spots, Manet - people.
- A long time ago, in the first year it has been our art history. Lectures were held on Saturday at 8am and five minutes, "the teacher," standing at the door and then closed it on lock. That's all. I do not have time - pass. All year he showed us slides of paintings, ranging from cave paintings and ending with Russian artists of the 90s. And all of these slides were with him in the form of postcards. Vottakennaya pack. At the end of the year, as usual, the exam. First two questions, and then execution individually. By the number of your passes for the year (!), He took out a pack of cards. Discordantly. And it must be said of the author or title. Mona Lisa and a couple more to remember everything quickly. And the rest of the mulёnom have to do something. And now, to guess the author, we brought in a group classification. And you know, in 97 cases out of a hundred - it works! Until now!
If you see in the picture dark background and all sorts of suffering on their faces - it Titsian.
exception - that this person golopopaya no signs of thought on his face. Already a something you can remember. Venus, not Venus, but something in it is venereal:
If the picture vottakennye priests and cellulite even men - not sumlevayus - a Rubens.
If the men in the picture are like ox-eyed curly women or just on the Italian fag - a Caravaggio.
Bab he even drew half. In the next picture - a woman. Gorgonyan Medusa Arutyunovna. Why is it similar to dzhonidepa - mystery cleaner Mona Lisa's smile.
If a movie has a lot of little fellows - Brueghel.
Many young fellows + small incomprehensible x * yni - Bosch.
If all the people look like bums at night by the light of a dim lamp - a Rembrandt.
If a picture can easily pririsovat couple tolstopopyh cupids and sheep (or are already there) - it is Bush.
Nicely, all naked and figures like bodybuilders after drying - Michelangelo.
See ballerina - say Degas. You say Degas - see ballet dancer.
Contrastingly, rather tartly, slate, and all prevent a WordLikeThis skinny bearded faces - El Greco.
And finally, if anything, even aunts, like Putin - is Jan van Eyck
All.
PS: Monet - spots, Manet - people.
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