Complaints of pilots

After each flight, Qantas pilots fill us in a special form, the so-called list of complaints, which describe the problems encountered during the flight, and require removal. Engineers read the list of complaints and troubleshoot, and then at the bottom of the sheet write, what measures have been taken to the pilot to inquire about it before the next flight. Below are some really registered complaints from pilots on Qantas engineers and related reports on the measures taken. It should be noted that Qantas - it is the only airline among the many that has not happened yet not a single plane crash.





(P - problem described pilot) (P - the decision taken by the engineers)

A: The main inner left tire almost needs replacement. P: Main inner left wheel almost replaced.
P: Test flight is normal, except for the automatic landing too hard. P: In this model, not a system for automatic landing.
P: Something in the cockpit came loose. P: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Autopilot in altitude hold mode gives a reduction of 200 feet per minute. P: It is impossible to reproduce the problem on the ground.
P: I suspect that a crack in the glass. R: I suspect you're right.
P: figure to be too high. P: Indicators are set to more believable level.
P: Friction pads hurt throttle. P: That's what they are there and established.
A: It does not work the radar system. P: The radar system has never worked in the position OFF.
A: The signs of deterioration in the fundamental rights of the chassis. P: Signs eliminated.
A: There is not enough of the third engine. P: The third engine is found under the right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft behaves strangely. P: Aircraft warned that you have to be obedient, to fly normally and not naughty.
P: Grunts radar. P: Radar reprogrammed to other sounds.
A: Mice in the cockpit. P: In the cockpit running cat.
P: One dead bugs on a windshield. P: We have ordered fresh.
P: The headphones incredible noise! P: Noise brought to more probable.
P: A knock on the cockpit as if man hammer. P: Hammer man had robbed.
A: A lot of flies in the cabin. P: Flies recalculated - the number of matches.
P: Cockpit dirty - not fit for pigs! P: Cockpit cleaned - suitable for pigs.
P: Ha dashboard spotted three cockroaches. P: One killed, one wounded and one escaped.

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