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"A necessary measure»




German deputy from the Party of the Left in the administration of the German city of Stralsund Frank Michael Yon is suspected of stealing toilet paper from the local administration building. On Monday, the 23-year-old politician was caught in the act, writes Ostsee Zeitung.
Cleaners city administration in recent months puzzled over where to permanently disappeared toilet paper. As a result, they staged an ambush near the toilet and calculated thief sends NEWSru.com.

Prosecutors Stralsund confirmed that when the deputy came out of the closet when it was found two rolls of toilet paper. Meanwhile, in just the last few months it has lost about 200 rolls.

As explained a spokesman for the local prosecutor's Ralph Lehte, until it is established whether John stole the remaining 198 rolls, or it was done by other deputies or employees of City Hall. It remains to be seen.

If the fault of the young MP Jon is proved, he faces a penalty of a fine or even imprisonment. However, it is also possible that the case will be dismissed if the court deems the damage caused by the mayor's office is too small.

Earlier, police in the town of Marshalltown, Iowa, has accused the US 38-year resident of the city of Susan Marie Butts stealing toilet paper from the toilets of the City Court. The woman could face up to three years in prison - for the year for each stolen her roll.

"Good old age»



In the city of St. Petersburg (FL), 92-year-old Helen Staudinger opened fire with automatic pistols in the former sheriff, 53-year-old Dwight Bettnera.

The reason, apparently, was the unrequited passion.

Bettner recently moved into the quarter, where Staudinger. He helped a lonely old lady, what could - take out the garbage, doing small repairs, etc.

Helena, however, suggested that the attention of a neighbor more breaks. She came to his house and refused to leave it as long as it is not Dwight kiss.

In the end, she was terribly angry, went home, grabbed an automatic pistol and returned to the house of the former sheriff. She had to shoot him four times, but, fortunately, missed.

Old woman was taken to the police station and is now sitting in the bullpen awaiting trial on charges of armed assault and the use of firearms in the home.

"With a clear conscience»



In Udmurtia, the thief got into the house and decided to clean his pants using the washing machine. Returning hostess caught the attacker, who was in his shirt and shorts.

A curious incident occurred in the village of Debesy. The woman said she was very surprised when I saw in his own house half-naked man who was rummaging in her personal things, according to RIA Novosti. The criminal, caught by surprise, took to their heels. However, he gave up his prey.

"Discouraged woman discovered that her washing machine erased pants hapless thief" - quoted by "Interfax" statement of law enforcement Udmurtia. Note that the offender failed to escape.

"Money for cash»



Trying robbing a bank in a suburb of New York fell through because of the simple refusal to give money to the cashier.

According to police, a suburb of New Rochelle, 25 miles north of New York City, an unknown man tried to rob a bank. However, it was not his lucky day.

The robber demanded cash through a window "to lay down the money in the bag." However, a bank employee simply refused to do it, activate the alarm and turned away from the window box office.

Seeing this reaction, the robber ran out of a branch of the bank with nothing.

After the incident, the bank was closed for a short time, but soon resumed his work as usual.

"The potential threat»



The American Portland arrested cat burglar, who called emergency services to the scene of the crime, fearing for his life, reports on Tuesday, CNN referring to the city police.

Twenty-four Timothy James Capek night without the knowledge of the owner made his way into a house in Portland (Oregon). The owner, whose name is not called when he returned, he noticed that the house is an outsider. He entered the home with two German shepherds and called cracker, asking what he needs.

Capek decided to avoid a meeting with the owner face to face and closed in the bathroom. From there, he scored the emergency number 911, stating that entered the house and now fears for his life.
The owner of the house just called the police.
Police patrol without incident attacker was taken into custody, he was charged with illegal entry into someone's home.

"Relieved!»



Japanese scientists have created a portfolio-toilet. The authors of the invention, called unusual Gotta Go Briefcase are employees Niban Too.

When closed, the strange product looks like a normal leather briefcase. Its maximum possible weight - 80 kg. Waterproof diplomat made of durable but lightweight aluminum. Inside there is a seat made of stainless steel with a tight cover.

The portfolio also provides leather panel in which you can hold a variety of things, such as a newspaper or a book. Sideways attached roll of toilet paper.

Manufacturers are strongly recommended not to exceed the maximum possible for Gotta Go Briefcase weight and promptly release the bag from the waste. Otherwise, it can lead to the destruction of the tank with sewage and other unpleasant consequences.