375
great MOMED
With your permission (which to me, if you honestly, as the moon vsralos condom) I should make one pedo-memory. Or rather mopeds.
I was 11-12 years old. That golden time when vital interests were torn between masturbation and videos about combat, well Tipo Hongildon, chyudo Korean Air.
I Ёlik - my neighbor and part-Druck and a personal instructor ononizmu decided to pool their savings to buy a self-propelled vilasipet. Hula, at the end of the 20th century, Kolya Gerasimov Alice otymelofonil, and we've got the most high-tech device - the tubes of toothpaste. For fucked, of course. Particularly clever to say that fuck tubes, exclusively zhёpu previously raskurochiv and after washing.
Finances had to seek a variety of ways. Do not disdain the delivery butylak and pimping (fuck, I sold all my pornofotokollektsiyu, a month later to a friend went to masturbate). I even had to commit an act of theft shtotiva kobineta physics. Shtatif been pre-sold mestnamu Paganel.
Ёlik, megavolt-taught, tyril on padezdam lampachki and handed them to the market. Eventually lumped rubles 60. The new course dick kuish even pizhzhenny, but something loud and supported mobile should be enough.
Pimp looked after on the market. Selling a technical product, some of the village Dzyadok Steep pizdyuley. Traded furiously, occasionally they concocted ёbla of katigorii "vsralsya us your goods." And 20 minutes later just Paltos schaslivymi become owners of motor-tools.
Drin-melon-melon! Maped show begins.
It should be said that the market was at the other end of our little town and nepretskazuemogo. And the journey we had more fun than the filiasa Fogh and his companion - vaflista mat.
The first thing that surprised us - the brakes at the moped was not a dick. That is all. And found it an opportune moment - at a speed of 50 kg / s. Brakes course all four feet. And as a result - fucking New Sneakers and guaranteed nahlabuchka from my mother.
Hula, have to go agarodami. On the road with such technical troubles owl is like zhytkim nitrogen mandavoh vyvadit. That is, you can try, but there MAZ break off with a positive.
We lost about 15 minutes to ask for directions? Dick, no one vokruk! Just our way rapidly swept flock beasts class "dog", the terrible death fag. Ask The way they have? The pussy ...
Ёlik (that vet reaction drochera 10th dan!) Made by gas instantly. I do not at least immediately flew off the moped and ebnulsya asshole on the asphalt. These are the laws of physics avenged me for spizhzheny shtatif. Dogs are very pleased by this turn syuzheta and rushed a lot more fun. Obviously, in the little minds they had to engage me in nemyslemo dogging.
Performing corona jump vyshezayavlennogo hongildona I pulled in the direction fuck with speed approaching the "first neebicheskoy." He stopped to catch his breath only when he realized that a dog and a maped Ёlikom hopelessly behind.
Celebrating chyudesnoe salvation from krovazhadnyh pair of thieving critters yablak, we found reluctance of our moped start. Such is another shnyagovost us smiled. The reason was simple as thought Amanda - dick we stayed, not gasoline.
Shtosh, urgently needs someone to fuck a trump fuel. I do not buy it in the same reality? We are the children again.
Sponsor continuing journey found quickly. They became nameless master of soft blue zhyguley with which we merged apsalyutnogo liter of fuel. Thank you dear motorist that he did not shoot a Berdan rifle two furtive zalupataram. Yes send you Quetzalcoatl oilfield in 6 acres! Or kraynyak fucking metearit in ogarot.
We drove up to the house was dark. Farah course not included. Shuya her to work for the money unjust? So we are in a hole naebnulis quite natural. When we do not have to dig quickly. That this trench-Break-neck kakieto crats dug only some of the time while we were out.
We get out of the pit dirty, terrible, with burning anger eyes. Vasstavshie from hell, the children of hemp. Ohuevshy Dante takes a day off. Passing granny saw me start to be baptized. When out of the pit seemed that the morning was Ёlikom pensioner fell into obmarak. Another victim chyudo-moped.
In the morning dragged the mutilated corpse of our iron horse. I consider it very fortunate to be able to sell it somehow nekromopedofilam for 15 rubles, and, for some reason, 40 kopecks.
Vyvat: Technology is not always uskaryait zhis man, but man can hasten death lehko technology.
Hazarin ©
Source:
I was 11-12 years old. That golden time when vital interests were torn between masturbation and videos about combat, well Tipo Hongildon, chyudo Korean Air.
I Ёlik - my neighbor and part-Druck and a personal instructor ononizmu decided to pool their savings to buy a self-propelled vilasipet. Hula, at the end of the 20th century, Kolya Gerasimov Alice otymelofonil, and we've got the most high-tech device - the tubes of toothpaste. For fucked, of course. Particularly clever to say that fuck tubes, exclusively zhёpu previously raskurochiv and after washing.
Finances had to seek a variety of ways. Do not disdain the delivery butylak and pimping (fuck, I sold all my pornofotokollektsiyu, a month later to a friend went to masturbate). I even had to commit an act of theft shtotiva kobineta physics. Shtatif been pre-sold mestnamu Paganel.
Ёlik, megavolt-taught, tyril on padezdam lampachki and handed them to the market. Eventually lumped rubles 60. The new course dick kuish even pizhzhenny, but something loud and supported mobile should be enough.
Pimp looked after on the market. Selling a technical product, some of the village Dzyadok Steep pizdyuley. Traded furiously, occasionally they concocted ёbla of katigorii "vsralsya us your goods." And 20 minutes later just Paltos schaslivymi become owners of motor-tools.
Drin-melon-melon! Maped show begins.
It should be said that the market was at the other end of our little town and nepretskazuemogo. And the journey we had more fun than the filiasa Fogh and his companion - vaflista mat.
The first thing that surprised us - the brakes at the moped was not a dick. That is all. And found it an opportune moment - at a speed of 50 kg / s. Brakes course all four feet. And as a result - fucking New Sneakers and guaranteed nahlabuchka from my mother.
Hula, have to go agarodami. On the road with such technical troubles owl is like zhytkim nitrogen mandavoh vyvadit. That is, you can try, but there MAZ break off with a positive.
We lost about 15 minutes to ask for directions? Dick, no one vokruk! Just our way rapidly swept flock beasts class "dog", the terrible death fag. Ask The way they have? The pussy ...
Ёlik (that vet reaction drochera 10th dan!) Made by gas instantly. I do not at least immediately flew off the moped and ebnulsya asshole on the asphalt. These are the laws of physics avenged me for spizhzheny shtatif. Dogs are very pleased by this turn syuzheta and rushed a lot more fun. Obviously, in the little minds they had to engage me in nemyslemo dogging.
Performing corona jump vyshezayavlennogo hongildona I pulled in the direction fuck with speed approaching the "first neebicheskoy." He stopped to catch his breath only when he realized that a dog and a maped Ёlikom hopelessly behind.
Celebrating chyudesnoe salvation from krovazhadnyh pair of thieving critters yablak, we found reluctance of our moped start. Such is another shnyagovost us smiled. The reason was simple as thought Amanda - dick we stayed, not gasoline.
Shtosh, urgently needs someone to fuck a trump fuel. I do not buy it in the same reality? We are the children again.
Sponsor continuing journey found quickly. They became nameless master of soft blue zhyguley with which we merged apsalyutnogo liter of fuel. Thank you dear motorist that he did not shoot a Berdan rifle two furtive zalupataram. Yes send you Quetzalcoatl oilfield in 6 acres! Or kraynyak fucking metearit in ogarot.
We drove up to the house was dark. Farah course not included. Shuya her to work for the money unjust? So we are in a hole naebnulis quite natural. When we do not have to dig quickly. That this trench-Break-neck kakieto crats dug only some of the time while we were out.
We get out of the pit dirty, terrible, with burning anger eyes. Vasstavshie from hell, the children of hemp. Ohuevshy Dante takes a day off. Passing granny saw me start to be baptized. When out of the pit seemed that the morning was Ёlikom pensioner fell into obmarak. Another victim chyudo-moped.
In the morning dragged the mutilated corpse of our iron horse. I consider it very fortunate to be able to sell it somehow nekromopedofilam for 15 rubles, and, for some reason, 40 kopecks.
Vyvat: Technology is not always uskaryait zhis man, but man can hasten death lehko technology.
Hazarin ©
Source:
