Difficult language

We have before us a table. On the table, a glass and fork. What are they doing? Glass stands, and is a fork. If we plug the countertop, the plug will stand. E. Items are vertical and horizontal lie? Adding to the table a plate and a pan. They're kind of like a horizontal, but are on the table. Now put the plate in the pan. There she is, and in fact was on the table. Maybe things are ready to use? No, the plug-it was ready when lying. Now the cat climbs on the table. She can stand, sit and lie down. If in terms of standing and lying she somehow creeps into the logic of "vertical-horizontal", the rest - it is a new property. She sits on the priest. Now on the table sat a bird. She sits on the table, but sitting on the legs, not the pope. Though like there should be. But it can not stand at all. But if we kill the poor and make a stuffed bird, it will be on the table. It may seem that the seat - an attribute of the living, but boots on the leg sits too, although he did not live and does not have priests. So, go and understand Well, that is what is and what is sitting. And we still wonder what foreigners think our language is difficult and compared with the Chinese. ©