Vote for Gandalf! Bashny.Net

The totalitarian Russian government did not include Gandalf in the electoral lists on the sole ground that he has not provided the required number of signatures (or more precisely - audio), stupid officials do not understand that Gandalf is not in our world, but we believe that if our candidate attains More than 50% of the vote, he materialized and lead Russia to victory!

Ten reasons why they should vote for Gandalf:

1) Gandalf - wise.
2) Gandalf is not subject to corruption
3) Gandalf has magic and is able to foresee the future.
4) Gandalf - not a man, but Maillard, so alien to his human weaknesses.
5) Gandalf is a supporter of broad freedoms, democracy, but at the same time - support vulnerable people
6) Gandalf - the enemy alignment of domestic gas prices to the world (read - the enemy to increase prices on all the products and services 2-3 times)
7) Gandalf - a supporter of the nationalization of natural resources and the direction of the stabilization fund for the development of Russia.
8) Gandalf has ties among the Valar, therefore, in the event of his victory, the Russians will be guaranteed a warm winter crop year, with the exception of natural disasters and epidemics.
9) Gandalf can fly on eagle use palantir, which will save the state budget for air travel and communications.
10) Gandalf is immortal, which is potentially infinite stability for Russia

Come on 2 March to the polls and vote for Gandalf!



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