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Space (6 photos)
There is an old anecdote unique
He told a half minutes and the main advantage is that during all this time, until the last moment, look around you as a complete idiot
Need a tea bag / best Lipton - check /
Lighter and ...
Come our (H) to Cape Canaveral to buy missile Americans (A) and asked to show them the best.
The Americans are our on the pad, and is proud to demonstrate achievement of the US space sector.
Here!
on the table, put the tea bag
the best. worth a hundred million
Our experts inspect the rocket from all sides
(H) Excuse me - what's this? - Is shown on the yellow label
(A) you strange questions, Russian, asking - is a ceramic protection. without it, the rocket will burn up in the atmosphere
(H) and let us buy a rocket without - we slow flight and the rocket will not burn
(A) Well ... as you want, of course, we can lose 10 million
a bag off the label
(H) indicating the cord - I'm sorry, what's this?
(A) proudly - a remote missile launch
(H) You just do not think that we have no money, but let us also without it - our technicians have learned in the two jackets lighter rocket launch
(A) has five million can deduct
a bag off the thread
(H) very good! But what is this? - Indicate the clip
(A) offended - it protivometeoritnaya gun (LHC), a very useful thing!
(H) and let us, too, from her refuse - we know the secret route - there really are no meteorites
(A) has a minus twenty million
bag is removed from the clip
(H) and what it is there inside? - Is shown on the welding
(A) which is unsymmetrical dimethylhydrazine. rocket fuel. without it, nothing will come
(H) is the voice of Eeyore - is you do not come out. and we will
(But) it's just ridiculous. without fuel rocket can not fly, but if you insist - we can sell you and without fuel. even minus ten million
pour tea from a bag
mounted rocket
(A) I'll bet you anything that such a rocket would not fly
(H) argue.
(H) countdown.
set fire to the package top
Ten ... nine ... eight ...
when the fire approaches the base of the rocket ... three ... two ... one ... go!
rocket takes off!
question no one knows - whether there are any more jokes / stories
associated with the demonstration of objects?
via mi3ch.livejournal.com
Source:
He told a half minutes and the main advantage is that during all this time, until the last moment, look around you as a complete idiot
Need a tea bag / best Lipton - check /
Lighter and ...
Come our (H) to Cape Canaveral to buy missile Americans (A) and asked to show them the best.
The Americans are our on the pad, and is proud to demonstrate achievement of the US space sector.
Here!
on the table, put the tea bag
the best. worth a hundred million
Our experts inspect the rocket from all sides
(H) Excuse me - what's this? - Is shown on the yellow label
(A) you strange questions, Russian, asking - is a ceramic protection. without it, the rocket will burn up in the atmosphere
(H) and let us buy a rocket without - we slow flight and the rocket will not burn
(A) Well ... as you want, of course, we can lose 10 million
a bag off the label
(H) indicating the cord - I'm sorry, what's this?
(A) proudly - a remote missile launch
(H) You just do not think that we have no money, but let us also without it - our technicians have learned in the two jackets lighter rocket launch
(A) has five million can deduct
a bag off the thread
(H) very good! But what is this? - Indicate the clip
(A) offended - it protivometeoritnaya gun (LHC), a very useful thing!
(H) and let us, too, from her refuse - we know the secret route - there really are no meteorites
(A) has a minus twenty million
bag is removed from the clip
(H) and what it is there inside? - Is shown on the welding
(A) which is unsymmetrical dimethylhydrazine. rocket fuel. without it, nothing will come
(H) is the voice of Eeyore - is you do not come out. and we will
(But) it's just ridiculous. without fuel rocket can not fly, but if you insist - we can sell you and without fuel. even minus ten million
pour tea from a bag
mounted rocket
(A) I'll bet you anything that such a rocket would not fly
(H) argue.
(H) countdown.
set fire to the package top
Ten ... nine ... eight ...
when the fire approaches the base of the rocket ... three ... two ... one ... go!
rocket takes off!
question no one knows - whether there are any more jokes / stories
associated with the demonstration of objects?
via mi3ch.livejournal.com
Source:
