General Designer recalls Bashny.Net

& quot; ... Now a lot of them out. The stores are sold. Any. Plastic, rubber. With eggs, with bipod and butt. Freedom, fuck. Buy fuck yes. Though a person, though someone else. Previously, it was impossible. It was believed the plastic dick - it is unnecessary and hostile anti-Soviet article slandering erection builders of communism. Officially, the Soviet dick man standing in any weather, and eggs, based on one woman hung three. And to the 80 th, the party vowed to all of 25 centimeters. Demagogy. But in reality - the chaos and desolation. Guys thumps, fuck each other's brains, to force women to do but women climb the walls, climb them and flee to the West in the free world. Approximately to 66 th, it became clear that the 70-th Soviet Union simply collapse from grief and nedoeba ...

... They brought with them a working model, and in front of three other members of the Politburo comrade satisfied. Furtseva at the full program. Until the smoke of assholes. Half an hour of applause immediately spetspostanovleniem and approved. But let a dick dick Comrade Suslov banned completely. Not because it was improper, and because the form dick Soviet man was considered top secret. He also expressed the wish that the first Soviet dildostrapon but its main function would be rendered more educational influence. In general, we had the difficult task. And we got the whole team scratching their heads. Both our current project OKB, Chagall anti-tank missile and flick bayonet to the machine, have been postponed. Month thought. And they come up with. The ingenious thing turned, above all the international standards. Plastic dick, promotes the success of the Soviet space and quietly sold in any stores. Even kids can play. And women are literally swept off the shelves. Brilliant, I repeat, a thing. Personally, I know of only two. The second - "Mona Lisa" by Leonardo da Vinci. & Quot;

S.P.Korovlёv, "Forty years of the drawing board."

© Yevgeny Shestakov





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