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Sometimes Yap across topics under the title "What is the author of smoking?" With all kinds of children's books surreal soderzhaniya.Chto something like this caught me, just angliyskom.Sudya portrait of the "author", not just a fellow lover of drink, smoke, and just consumer toadstools some to.Vot, under the influence of any hallucinogens and has been thought up this kniga.Predstavlyayu you thirty pictures under the title





2. "Mixed monster.»
In fact, the author simply took the word of the ending is the same with the beginning of another, and painted, as it can be more predstavit.Da and poems to them napisal.Stihi I slightly moved within the meaning of (at first glance, bullshit, but it's children) .If anyone has the desire to do so in a more poetic forme.Tem that Yap many fans posochinyat stihi.Vot you and flag in hand, entertain your detishek.Posmotrim, who better to turn.



3.Rhinocerostrich-Nosorogostraus rhinoceros (Rhinoceros) and (Ostrich) -straus.



4.Oni definitely not built for speed,
I did not think it beautiful.
His strong features of anger and greed,
Nevertheless, I think he is doing his duty.



5.Octopussycat-osminozhka- cat- Octopussy Pussycat



6. I love octopus, his hands so long,
In nature, there is nothing sweeter than his songs.
I would not take it to the farm!
If I keep on raststoyanii, he did not hurt me.



7.Hornbillygoat: Hornbill hornbill and Billy goat-something-of-breed goat



8.Hotya he is handsome and brave,
And protected from the cold,
This creature is far from cheerful.
Curves toes and the hump of his nose
The reason for his melancholy.



9. Bumblebeaver: Shmelebobr and Bumblebee Bumblebee-Beaver-Beaver



10. A lively and hard-working animal,
He always sings when going
Making houses of mud with his tail
Or collect honey nose.
Despite the fact that he flits from flower to flower,
He is not a cheerful liar.
We could learn about an hour
Busy, buzzing Shmelebobra.



11.Kangarooster-Kangaroo, Rooster- Kangaroo and Rooster.



12.Ego tail is quite long,
His legs are strong enough.
But the strength and the length of his legs and tail
Nothing compared to the sound of his songs.
He picks up the food beak,
He jumps over the valleys and hills.
But the height of his jumps
Nothing compared to the sounds,
When he enthusiastically crows.



13.Peanuthatch: Peanut-Nuthatch: Peanut-
Nuthatch


14.Vesёlaya bird lives upside down
And vёt nest in a paper bag.
She never, never waved his tail,
Because it has nothing to swing.



15.Creampuffin: Cream- Puffin: Cake with cream-bird impasse



16.On migrates to basket Baker,
He has no wings or legs.
It is round, lush and stupid,
But very good, in order to eat.



17.Parotter: Popugaevydra- Parrot-Otter: Otter Parrot



18.Popugaevydra can idle in the water,
Where his green coat
Does it completely invisible.
His natural voice could seldom hear,
But properly trained, he can speak "like a bird».
And so he expresses his natural desire:
-Poll Good! Poll good! Polly wants a fish!



19.Begemotomustang.



20.O, deti.Obratite attention to his cheerful smile.
You will never hear the complaints of the beast.
It is fun proskachet mile gallop,
Waving waving tail and mane.
Then he umnёt ton of hay
And begin to smile again.



21.Camelephant: Verblyudoslon-Camel- Elephant



22.Eto ship jungle,
Whose form has a bunch of inept work.
He is happy only when in bed,
The entire fortress is needed to support his head.



23.Flamingo-Cart: Flamingopovozka.



24.Eta good bird is doing what it can,
Despite the ridicule of fools,
To show myself as another person,
Anyway, as the other children.



25.Pelikantilopa



26.Eta bird walks funny waddling,
But the great flying.
Her favorite dish, cold, raw fish.
And her charming eyes.



27.Scallop-Opossum: Opossum Marine grebeshok-



28.Etot animal lives in water,
But often it can be found on land.
He likes to bask in the sun,
Sitting on the sad sea sand.
It is the most devoted parent,
And to cater to their small fry,
He pulls them out of the nest
And hanging until they are dry.

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29.A now real names consisting of several words:
Army Ant-it's not armed, but only army ant.
Bullfinch-only bullfinch, not bykozyablik Bull-Finch
Bullfrog-bullfrog, and there
Catbird-thrush, not the cat bird
Catfish Catfish-
Chocolate moose- probably not a chocolate moose, chocolate and monsoon Chocolate mousse
Clownfish- clownfish
Cockatwo- not double bird masculine, but only kakadu- Cockatoo
Dandylion-not some left-dandy, just Oduvanchik- Dandelion
Deer Mouse: kaoy a rodent and not olenemysh
Dragonfly Dragonfly is just, and not mix with the dragon fly.
Fiddler Crab: Crab with one big claw, not a crab-violinist.
Fly Ball: Kind dog competitions, not Muhomyach.
Fowl Ball is out of baseball Foul Ball, instead ptitsemyach
Fruit Bat: Krylgan or flying dog, and not a mixture of fruit bats.
Horsefly: Horsefly, not loshademuha.



30.A now poperevodite themselves who are interested.
And I have everything.



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