Krasnodar region through the eyes of a German

Although I was born in Kazakhstan and lived my entire adult life in Germany in Berlin. Memories from Kazakhstan has almost gone and from Russia, and even more so. Two years ago, I met a student who came from Krasnodar to half a year to study in Berlin. In short gathered to get married, we decided that it was not a bad thing, if I came to Russia is to get acquainted with her parents. Before that, we communicated only through Skype. So, last fall, I collected all the documents and sent to the chief of three Soviet decided to go. It made a lot of pictures (6 GB). I chose in my opinion the most interesting, beautiful, funny and not very.

I flew with a friend whose wife is there too. Since tickets were bought for 2 days prior to departure, flew with transfer in Moscow where we had to wait 7:00. Most are killed than not unjustified pathos in some people. Anyway. My wife warned me about it and I was mentally prepared for this. We sat down with a friend in a bar, and some seven hours drunk and eaten with him nearly 200 Jewish socialist for that then greatly flew from his wife . We arrived very late and early in the morning went immediately to Gelendzhik.

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1. Very beautiful area with its own characteristics.



2. Second, I photographed attraction.



3. Gelendzhik on the cable car to climb the mountain. From here is very good view of the whole city from the Gulf.



4. Just everything is done beautifully.



5. Going down I saw some stone birdhouses. As explained by the wife, it has some very old graves.



6. Walking in Gelendzhik stumbled upon a strange fruit granny traded. As explained in the paper, tincture of them saves almost all diseases. But since I do not have confidence in folk medicine, and besides I'm still healthy as an ox, and decided not to try it.



7. After Gelendzhik, I was taken to Novorossiysk. The house which was shot by the Germans.



8. Port and cement plants, which Thou, would belong to Putin's wife.



9. Another scam. Shower which will save you from. Gradually the impression that the Russian everything is constantly something sick.



10. Since the Novorossiysk constant and very strong winds, all the young trees here thus reinforced.



11. Would like to get to the monument landed soldier and liberated Novorossiisk, but strong winds and late hour, we were not given to do so. I had to take pictures from a distance.



12. Child sex products ??? It's all in one store?



13. Yes. Russian soul ...



14. The next day, my wife, her best friend invited me to an Armenian wedding in Pyatigorsk. Personally fiance called and invited me with the words, not ssy small wedding, none will touch you (since I live in Germany for a long time, a very strong accent, name and face German). Prior to that, his wife told me how a German who came to the wedding, relatives almost slaughtered for the fact that his grandfather fought against them. Where did I find trol as a wife, it is not clear. One thing is clear, to go hunting, but scary. Okay, figs with it. The wife with me, protect me. Departure at 4 am. Ride 5 hours. In 10 starts the ceremony. We had to take a bus. Rode the whole person 30. Of these, 25 Armenians, four Russian girls and me. So many cops I've ever seen when it is not. Tesza a batter later came to Berlin for a week pokatushek not seen no one except near the embassies. There, they were each four meters, and everyone thought his due, dig it up to me. Spruce fir reaching the bride's house and while women have imposed marafet I slowly ran a walk (I was even one in Krasnodar did not release stating the fact that I cheated here, kill, rape). House of Armenian Kingdom. Germans afford it can not. But coming closer to be seen how well everything is very bad and Krivorukov done.



15. After the dance went to ride. I remembered an old anecdote once

 - You scientist! Do you know what year Pushkin drowned?



16. Unfortunately, there is no good photo is visible where the 5-foot grill. So much meat when I have not yet seen.



17. When we entered the room, I realized why the wedding will be small. The bride was only 30 people with me. And 300 people were on the part of the groom. That was something. Dancing, booze. Photos from the wedding, I will not spread. Then they brought us to the hotel. What it is? Why is this pipe? For a striptease?



18. The next day, after a morning banquet with the same amount of alcohol as well as in the evening we went to a lady. Do not take a picture of it, I could not. Why stick cop? This belongs to the form?



19. Arriving at Krasnodar and barely Terminated eyes something to sleep, I was awakened again, thrown into a car and driven somewhere. As it turned out we went to Guam gorge. We rented a house for one night.



20. This master precisely hands of assholes grow. It was impossible to take a crane for longer?



21. Near and our home was a hut where his grandmother lived that gave the house. Going into it and smelled of old Russian house with this oven, involuntarily I wanted to spend 1-2 weeks here. Here it is where happiness. I love the countryside.



22. And here is our house with my wife in the window.



23. This babulkina hut



24. Beauty is what, lyapota ...



25. Go to the gorge



26. Here and almost came



27. Since I am a fisherman and I love to collect mushrooms, forest leaves me indifferent.



28. A pit is not only on roads are.
PS I have a size 44
PS PS I know what it is, but why such a long distance?



29. Go to a halt. From there by train through the gorge.



30. People are not allowed to get out and try to climb first. As I understand it, most of all have to fear most in the form of old. Such a place for you in the car (though only 5 minutes to go) and a leg may break.



31. Some photos from the gorge



32. More



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34. A fabulous place.



35. Well, how would there maximum depth of 10 cm and a water temperature of 1-2 degrees. I do not understand what the truth is, people who bathe here.



36. I do not like autumn, but here I was delighted with the beauty of nature.



37. Then I saw that what had always dreamed of.



38. This engineering marvel and begs something to her to ride on a fishing trip.



39. Black Russian



40. Father-in the morning before leaving pickled meat kebabs. While walking insists meat in onions (and all the onions, salt and pepper, and still one of the most delicious kebabs I have just eaten). One smell a little saliva choked.



41. Wearing meat on skewers. Father-not much chicken and steamed himself cutting the meat into pieces. So come down and break in half. I thought not fry. But no. Father-in-all the same is not the first time makes the kebabs.



42. Good dine under a bottle of vodka with the mother-in (test does not drink), we lay down to sleep. In the morning, I saw a terrible picture. 6 flies died an agonizing death from my already 3 days fume.



43. View



44. While women make up things, we went for a walk with the father. As an engineer, I could not go past here. We agreed that the most likely of the locomotive.



45. And a sign on it.



46. ​​We found grannies skewers. I also want to afford such. A grandmother did not even know where she got them.



47. It is very noticeable presence of stray dogs and cats. Everywhere. On the roads of downed only dogs and cats. Not a deer, foxes or even a hare I have not seen at this week toured the floor of the Krasnodar Territory. In the center of Berlin, even deer and foxes running around. He saw how the dog looked at us when we were throwing debris from the bones. I can not look at this. Fed up with smoked chicken bones on the plate gave her. She grabbed it and ran away somewhere. After 2 minutes, he ran again and slowly peretaskat somewhere all the bones. My wife is certainly not approved. Chicken has been specially bought for lunch, as to where we are then going to go, not that the other was not. Her parents also probably thought that I was not normal, but in my heart quietly. I make a good deal. I feed the little animals.



48. After that, we went to the hot springs. Outdoor 5 degrees, water 38 5 minutes it took to get something to climb.



49. It is possible to remove a house for a few days.



50. Beside each tent is BBQ.



51. And this is a Anapa. In general, the Krasnodar region a lot of monuments and that like most of the monuments that followed. Everywhere everything is clean.



52. Modular one one. Yeah, it's not you Pyatigorsk.



53. But to swim here, I did not. So many jellyfish at a time when I did not saw. And honestly, I do jellyfish previously seen only in pictures.



54. Succo deep river



55. It can be seen already tired.



56. Most of all I did not like the constant and VIP suites. What kind of garbage? All-only VIP. Even in the old sralnik at the old, which is terrible to go, would not cost 100 wood if it did not stand in the VIP. What is the VIP ladder? What are different. This goofy enthusiasm just kill me sometimes. Good thing we do not have this.



57. Well, goodbye to a seven-day booze and not going to fly lady listening to his wife went to break through to the meat pasties. But firstly there is the meat taste really real. But more than half, I could not eat. How could I then carried by the Krasnodar airport. Sometimes it is necessary to listen to his wife all the same.

Well, that's all. In general, this was not to forget the trip. The sea is not very good and sensations. Thank you for watching. For errors in the text please do not kick much. Russian taught in German schools and parents.



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