The world through the eyes of Estonians

Everyone knows the adage "Forewarned is forearmed." Therefore, we must study their enemies, to understand their way of thinking, know the weak spots. I propose to look at the world through the eyes of an average Estonian:

"First of all - Estonia for Estonians.

And all the rest, too, only for Estonians, and if that does not like - "Suitcase, train station, Russia! & Quot; (20 years old Estonian assured and reassured that there is Ad)

The first settled on the Estonian coast of the Baltic Sea 10 million years ago, domesticated dinosaur taught the Egyptians to build the pyramids, Atlantis sank and discovered America.

It does not matter that the fertile layer of local sites of ancient Estonians only 40-60 cm, and then - a rock ... And on stones trees grow! For ancient ESTA no barriers! (why do you ask such a question? Capo want?)

Great Estonians civilization flourished more than 10 000 years, and only wild barbarians from the East underfoot, raiding (more than 40 times !!!), the ancient Estonian settlement Yuriev of Pernod and Kolyvan!

Then, as many as 700 years, nothing interesting was - barbarians from the East and from the West to come here, pretending that enslaved proud Estonians and Estonians are proud pretended to enslave.

But that all changed in the 20th century. A very successful super-Estonia, where each laborer was literate, trigonometry, and by up to 10 000 000 (to be able to count the history of the Estonians!) In the War on its head smashed Army Russia and Germany. After a rest and again defeated.

It is clear that once Estonia has become the richest and most successful countries in the world, and Estonians were super-rich (even richer than Finns!). Every Estonian farm was 100 hectares of forest, a tractor and Komatsu thousandth the number of pigs and cows. Well, in extreme cases, if there is no farm for some reason, it was a plant or factory.

But back came the evil and Russia occupied Estonia, occupied the first shot and 300% of the population, then another 500% and still hung 700% deported, and all women, girls, girls and the elderly - raped. Several times, and in a particularly perverse form.

But the heroes of the Estonians did not give up, and set up the SS and liberation division headed by the chief hero Obersturmbannführer SS Alfons Rebane liberated Estonia from invaders and by 1942, by accident of course, release it from the Jews.

And said - judenfrei. And did not have to fall under the Estonian hot hand! (today Estonia is dotted with monuments to the heroes of the Estonian people. And A. Rebane included!) But even that did not help. The invaders occupied, and occupied vyokkupirovali!

Of course, once in a pleasant and clean earth Estonia occupiers had built factories, ports, roads, hospitals and schools. Naturally ponavezli these plants invaders to occupy, not because the Estonians do not know how and did not want to work.

Naturally the invaders wanted to destroy all the Estonians and the whole Estonian land (now about the atrocities of the Russian invaders, created legends and taught from grade 1 to 12 grade five times a week, twice a day) ...

But again, all Estonians have won! And then we caught up, and once again won. In 1990 in Estonia there was a singing revolution that the USSR collapsed. After that, the Estonian economy began to grow in terrible force - was committed Tigronny jump!

And so, as the Estonians are the smartest of all smart throughout the world, at once it was invented all the cyber information technology have been and what will be - all in the range of chocolate and very cool, but ...

... But the evil Russian occupants do not want to get out to his Russian and because of that sometimes occur in Estonia glitches (policy extrusion occupiers, has not been canceled ...)

In Estonia, unemployment patamushta evil Russian occupants do not leave in its Russian and once they leave, so once again in Estonia will be a great lift! And while Estonians are forced to leave, but not because there is nothing, but to see the world, to show themselves. You do not think that!

And soon the Kremlin, Moscow, Russia crawling on all fours and lick the legs Estonians that are allowed to continue to launder money through Estonia and allowed visa-free Schengen area for rasiyan.

Well, soon some Kazakhstan, and perhaps even China itself pripolzёt on all fours begging Estonia to put your container transit through Estonia

and then Great Estonia will rise ... Soon, soon! Honestly! Give money and? & Quot;





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