Choosing expression # 2 Bashny.Net

Several terms that denote not yet described, but existing in the Russian phenomenon

Like-shock (Like shock)
Feeling that there is a person whose position in the social networks gathered more "likes" than he expected.





Seagull Management (Seagull management)
Management style, in which the manager, surprise attack on the object raises a lot of noise, crap everywhere, and then just as suddenly flies away, leaving behind a mess.

Yawn phone (Phone-yawn)
The phenomenon is observed when one person gets the phone and looking at the screen, causing people around doing the same thing.

We shift to unlock (Slide to unlock)
Very affordable girl.

Hvastogram (Gloatgram)
Post to instagram, shows how well the author's life; usually pictures of food or travel.

Strizhen (Froday)
The day when a person realizes that it is time to finally haircut.

Bioalogicheskie hours (Bio-illogical clock)
The physiological mechanism that causes a person to wake up on weekends at the same time as working in.

Broman (Bromance)
Filled with love and deep affection between two men of traditional sexual orientation.

Coffee person (Coffee face)
Scary face of a man who in the morning had not yet had time to drink coffee.

Navigator secretary (Textretary)
Man, type sms for someone who is driving.

Computerize the face (To computer-face)
With a worried look take a quick look at the monitor to create the impression of total immersion in the work.

Use anti-social network (Antisocial Networking)
Add new friends, but never with them to communicate.

Brotherly science (Broscience)
Stories that are referenced, for example, regular visitors gyms for which stories friends have more weight than research.

Medicine Divan (Couch syrup)
Bottle, hidden behind the sofa or in any other safe place alcoholic who pretends tied.

Drayvstep (Drivestep)
Dubstep, which is well under the drive.

Book a hangover (Book hangover)
Feeling when the world seems to be imperfect and surreal due to the fact that the man had just finished reading a book, which was completely submerged.

Nominal ambush (Name ambush)
An awkward situation when you face a seemingly familiar person, but do not have time to remember his name.

Facebook-minute (Facebook minute)
An indefinite period of time spent on Facebook from the moment when the man came into it, just to check if there are any new messages.

Home blindness (Domestic blindness)
Failure to find any thing (often in his own apartment) as long as someone does not come to the aid, despite the fact that the subject is in plain sight.

Gerlfrendzona (Girlfriend zone)
Position in which the woman is wanting to maintain friendly relations, whereas male person sees in it only for the object of courtship. The case of the opposite distribution of roles is called "Friendzone» (Friend zone).

Puma (Cougar)
A woman aged 35 years, which starts with men younger than themselves.

Adults (Grown-up)
A collective term for all the heads.

Den (Man cave)
Room or any other living space, protects man from any female influence and presence.

Snorafon (Dreamathon)
A condition in which a person again and again turns off the alarm, managing its signal to the next to see a new dream.

Rape handshake (Handshake rape)
Demonstration of domination by strong compression fingers victim before the man had time to take up the outstretched palm.

Post-ghost (Ghost post)
Commentary on the status or photo, which was immediately removed by the author due to a spelling error, an unfortunate choice of words or nonsense.

First world problems (First world problems)
Difficulties associated with the existence in a highly civilized society, over which any resident of a third world country is likely to be laughed at. For example, a malfunctioning Wi-Fi or a bad choice of sauce.

Friend-foe (Frenemy)
The person who manage to maintain friendly relations, despite the rivalry or mutual dislike.

iPalets (iFinger)
Finger that is left clean, in order to be able to continue to use a smartphone or tablet without dirtying it.

Avtoruchechnoe anxiety (Push pen anxiety)
Nervous and senseless pressing the pen.

Boasting a modest (Humblebrag)
Saying boastfulness which the author tries to mask or self-deprecating joke in the genre of "Who I do this?»

Facebook-mourner (Facebook necrologist)
The user of social networks, which dies when someone from celebrities, never misses an opportunity to write a post like this: "Rest in peace, such a».

SMS torture (Text Purgatory)
Waiting for a message with a playful content.

Curbing shame (Curb shame)
Feeling that a person experiences, must wait for the green light when all other pedestrians, due to the absence of cars, crossed the road to red.

Screensaver (Screen saver)
Blank face man deep in thought.

Defensive voracity (Defensive Eating)
Strategic absorption of food, so she did not get the other.

Paralysis perfectionist (Perfectionist paralysis)
A condition in which a person can not get to work because of the fear that still will not be able to do it perfectly.

In-law / mother-in-law of sin (Sinlaws)
Parents-law wife or husband.

Child supervision (Child supervision)
Activities tech-savvy children, helping elderly parents (or other relatives) to deal with a computer or other electronic devices.

Air Guitar (Air guitar)
Tool for the game that does not require any special skills.

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