Selection of amusing children's utterances Bashny.Net

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The family waiting for the addition. Lisa (5 years) asks his mother:

- What have you got the stomach more and more?

- Ate watermelon seed swallowed, now in my stomach growing new

watermelon! - Responsible mother.

Lisa squints and rests his hands on his hips:

- And is not pregnant are you, darling?

Son 2 years 6 months. Brought him to the vaccine in children's bolnichku.

Sitting in the graft, wait until Aunt charges syringe. Suddenly, he

turns to me and says:

- I'll wait until the car, okay ?!

Summer son (4 years) sits and takes a piece of grass in his mouth as if

smokes. Says:

- Mom, look, I smoke.

- Nick, well, it is impossible to smoke!

- Mom, I'm so dope.



Go back to the fireworks show. Cub (3 years 6 months) all 50

minute presentation sat spellbound. In the car burst.

Hugs me from the back seat of the neck:

- Mom, I'm so happy! Thank you gave birth to me.



Cyril (2 years 1 month) on the street saw coming out of the entrance

man and without unnecessary greetings, drawn:

- Walk gone?

Man dumbfounded:

- Yeah.

- Hat wearing?

- Yes.

- And put on your gloves. It's cold. Very cold.



Worth my five year old son in the bathroom, looking at his "farm" and

thoughtfully utters:

- I understand - that's it, the end of the spine ...

Anton (6, 5 years) asks:

- Mom, I forgot, cows, sheep, chickens, geese - as one word

called? Cattle or swine?



Walking with his son (2 years) in the park and saw the twins. Seeing them and

long looking surprised, said:

- And where my so ?!



Relatives daughter long begging brother or little sister.

Her mom explains:

- Well, you must understand, my dear dad in flight, will arrive soon, and we are not without a dad

rebёnochka can make.

But she quickly found:

- On the contrary, let's now zavedёm, and my dad would come, and we told him

say, "Surprise!»



On a visit. Adults modest. The hostess said:

- What you do not eat? Help yourself, do not taste good?

It turns out the child (4, 5 years) and produces loud:

- You're not at home, guzzle that give!

Ice brought from the garden ...



Familiar tried to teach his son to sleep in the nursery. Slept with their parents,

She has carried him to the nursery. About 15 minutes and returned again

to his parents in bed. His mother again carried the nursery. He again

back. It is the third time bears the "place", and he in his sleep:

- Well, so long, we'll run ?!



My daughter asked me:

- Mom, how many hours I was born?

I told her:

- At midnight.

And it frightened me:

- Oh, I'll probably wake ?!



The wife went to the hospital to save. I left the house, the son of Svyatoslav (4

years) and son Yegor (2 years). I can only cook the pasta. So,

I cooked them makaroshek slightly overdone. First Holy ran,

tried. Without saying anything coming out of the table. Goes to the nursery. In

door meets Yegor going to eat, takes him by the hand, leads to

child and says:

- Yegor, do not eat. You're my only brother until ...



Son to the zoo asks his father:

- Dad, if you break out of the cage and the tiger will eat you, at what

bus I go home?



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