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Gardening spring madness
Letters from growers
1. "Tell me how to wean her husband sprayed cucumbers and tomatoes?».
2. "I wonder if a salad is not to pour water, vegetable oil or mayonnaise - it will be more delicious? A cream? ».
3. "Recently classmates called me to the country, and the first time I worked in the garden. I spent a day at the strawberry mustache twitched and very tanned. Tell me, is it true that it is necessary to pull the mustache naked, and the strawberries do not grow? ».
4. «Our neighbor grows dandelion seeds. His harvest, he generously shares with its neighbors, without worrying about personal gain. Convey to him from the pages of your newspaper any good song, but not necessarily with the words "I hope you died, nit!".
5. "I scored on the site healing spring with a delicious and hot water and mud. But come spring plumbing and disabled. Do they have a right, if I put in the "promotion" of the spring money (booklets, advertisements)?! & Quot ;.
6. "In our garden at night was attacked by moth. Gobble all the apples, pears, kebabs, drank vodka out of the fridge. On the trail you can see that urinated on the porch. How to fight it? ».
7. "Dear editors! Thirty years of gardening and I can not kill at all mosquitoes in the area. Where did they come from, as well ?! ».
8. "Explain that the people means the phrase" wiggle tomatoes "- and how it affects their productivity?
1. "Tell me how to wean her husband sprayed cucumbers and tomatoes?».
2. "I wonder if a salad is not to pour water, vegetable oil or mayonnaise - it will be more delicious? A cream? ».
3. "Recently classmates called me to the country, and the first time I worked in the garden. I spent a day at the strawberry mustache twitched and very tanned. Tell me, is it true that it is necessary to pull the mustache naked, and the strawberries do not grow? ».
4. «Our neighbor grows dandelion seeds. His harvest, he generously shares with its neighbors, without worrying about personal gain. Convey to him from the pages of your newspaper any good song, but not necessarily with the words "I hope you died, nit!".
5. "I scored on the site healing spring with a delicious and hot water and mud. But come spring plumbing and disabled. Do they have a right, if I put in the "promotion" of the spring money (booklets, advertisements)?! & Quot ;.
6. "In our garden at night was attacked by moth. Gobble all the apples, pears, kebabs, drank vodka out of the fridge. On the trail you can see that urinated on the porch. How to fight it? ».
7. "Dear editors! Thirty years of gardening and I can not kill at all mosquitoes in the area. Where did they come from, as well ?! ».
8. "Explain that the people means the phrase" wiggle tomatoes "- and how it affects their productivity?
