How to distinguish from a resident of the Siberian Far East Bashny.Net

As our country has seen species with its different parts of a person, I can assure you, in widely separated regions differ not only landscapes but also the people. They even speak differently: of course, dialects differ not as in Germany, where there is even a German-Bavarian dictionary, but sometimes does not understand southern Siberian. To be considerate, we can learn to distinguish one from the other from the very first minutes of the meeting. The different Siberian and southerner, northerner and a resident of the Far East?




Typical Siberian
Because all my life I saw around Siberians, at first I was easy to see how they differ from the rest of the inhabitants of Russia. Like most ordinary people, the average, nothing special stands out - like most faceless people. However, the longer you live in a foreign country, the better you feel, which is not our way, not in a Siberian.

Siberian does not believe that the fur coat, sheepskin coat, fur hat and boots (boots deerskin) - it's scary, bad taste, and Fu. That is, even if he believes it is still not making a tragedy, if you want to wear them. Warmer still nothing.
Listening to how the temperature in Moscow dropped to minus ten Siberian smug grins and says, "have lived if they do we have here, it's minus thirty-five, is when children are allowed to stay home from school, and they are in the morning on a sled front of the house and ride! "Siberians do not like the cold, but talking about it with pride.
Siberian knows what vihotka and slack and does not allow for the idea that it does not know the rest.
Even on a cloudy day Siberian selflessly reaches into the sea.
Siberian owns a secret skill otmorazhivaniya window in the bus without hands: we must go all out blow on the ice, and it will melt.
Siberian knows better than anyone how to click pine nuts. When he was little, grannies selling them on the street glasses as seeds. He rasschelkivaet them into two neat halves round.

A typical Southerner
Surprisingly, a true Southerner - is almost one to one stereotypical Southerner. Everything you've heard about them - the truth. If you've been in the Ukraine, you almost know what are typical Southerners. Almost like Ukrainians, only Russian.

Southerner says slowly and lingeringly, carefully placing the accent. In conditions of constant heat it helps to remember what we're.
Southerner summer fills a plastic bottle of water, tea or compote and puts it in the freezer to cool. Sometimes there is a bottle of unexpectedly long time, and a southerner remembers it only when its contents tightly freezes. Then he drinks from the bottle as the liquid thawing, cursing himself for forgetting. Although some frozen specialty drinks.
Southerner says "oh well" and "What do you mean." From his lips it sounds like "she is fine" and "the one that you" - because "she" - is, you see, is not "yes". Said no other words, one "that" means something like "Fuck yeah", "traveled", "nothing to talk about." Terribly contagious habit.
Southerner knows what beetroot and syavstvo. Besides him nobody knows.
In winter, a southerner suffering already at zero each time responsibly stating that "we've got to minus five worse than they have in the minus thirty».

A typical northerner
Northerner knows what the polar day and polar night, and patiently explained all that, yes, in fact, it may be a light at night, but that's about all the polar night for some reason, and so all know.
Severianin tired of questions about dwarf trees.
Northerner seen the northern lights and the full right to say that it is beautiful.
A typical northerner seen drifts taller than a man, and even went on the done in their tracks as the corridors. Right snow, snow on the left, you can see only what is in front, a northerner cards to school.
A typical northerner know that in all the Nordic countries is high suicide rate, especially during the dark time of the year. Perhaps this reduces the rate of suicide in the Russian north.

A typical inhabitant of the Far East
There very few people arrives, these people rarely seen. Most went to Vladivostok by car despair in the Irkutsk region and turn back. Far East - this is a very delicate science.

A typical inhabitant of the Far East Sakhalin briar is not surprised about the size of a chocolate medal from the kindergarten and at least once tried to jam out of it.
The ocean for it - it is an ordinary phenomenon, as the river for residents of all other regions.
Overseas grub for this guy not exotic.
Typical Far resident knows what it is - to fly to Moscow eight and a half hours. He understands that he has no other choice, and if necessary, will do it again.
He has no idea what is necessary to support the Russian automotive industry and who need vehicles with left-hand drive, and when fully right.