Ironic comparative analysis of the forms of government Bashny.Net

Ideocracy All uranium mines
Totalitarianism: All uranium mines
Democracy (Ideal): So, vote, who exiled to the uranium mines!
Democracy (American version): So, we will vote for the candidature of a guy who will decide who to exile on uranium mines!
Democracy (English version): So, vote for something, and then do as the guy said, which the Americans have chosen. In any case, we will send a few commandos to sabotage foreign uranium mines!
Democracy (French version): So, vote, who sent to the uranium mines - blacks or Arabs?
Democracy (German version): According to the conclusions of the government commission, the Polish miners end up cheaper than a new miner Siemens. I think the vote too.
Democracy (Russian version): Everyone who does not agree that the voting results are correct - on uranium mines!