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Jokes
Dad Goes to eight years old son in a streetcar. Sonny looks out the window and commented:
- Wow! Live horse !!!
Dad, not looking up from the paper, stick in synochku savory slap:
- To me these American catchwords no longer heard! How should I talk?
Son: - shit! .. !! ..
Horse
And Prince Ivan pulled the bow ...
And so ended the fairy tale about Cipollino ...
I asked Ivan Tsarevich Vasilisa the Beautiful 13 rubles for beer. She denied him Vasilisa. How was the toad, and remains ...
There are two homeless:
- Where do you live?
- Nowhere.
- So, the neighbors.
- Mom, give me some tea!
- Son, ask in an amicable way!
- Mom, give tea is good!
- You have a vision?
- Minus five ...
- Uh, probably cold ...
Blonde:
- I can not sleep in the dark: I do not understand, I closed my eyes or not!
- Guys, you know - Pasha blue!
- Fuuuuuuuu and we had kissed ...
- Hey, what is "the bane of-san»?
- "Sykin son." And where did you get this?
- Yes you on y t-shirt says.
- Ahh, then ny "beach sun».
The two are making love in the car. The glass knocking a policeman.
- What are you doing here?
Guy:
- Girls fuck.
- Hmm, I'm next.
- I like it. I've never fucked police.
- I have a cat, stsuko, direct some beaver!
- What gnaws furniture?
- No. Pond everywhere!
- Well, so what you Zeus? And I - Hercules!
- Wow, a talking mess!
Can I paint the eggs with a brush?
You can, if the husband is not afraid of tickling.
- Do you have water?
- Do not water the water.
- Then give me the water !!!
- Do not water, and water.
- Yes, I see you dick get drunk!
- Till! Good luck!
- Yes, you yourself !!!
mudacha
Young couple having breakfast.
He: - Favorite eggs
She: - Cool or boiled?
He: - Stroke!
- Guys, I have a machine - "nine».
- So you've been w "Six»?
- Being turned.
One man to another:
- You married for 10 years, and has never changed! Why?
- Well ... The reason is two things ...
- ... Probably love and devotion?
- No! Laziness and porn!
- Do you ever go riding on a deer?
- Yes, and I cried, "Oh, Lena!"
- Wow! Live horse !!!
Dad, not looking up from the paper, stick in synochku savory slap:
- To me these American catchwords no longer heard! How should I talk?
Son: - shit! .. !! ..
Horse
And Prince Ivan pulled the bow ...
And so ended the fairy tale about Cipollino ...
I asked Ivan Tsarevich Vasilisa the Beautiful 13 rubles for beer. She denied him Vasilisa. How was the toad, and remains ...
There are two homeless:
- Where do you live?
- Nowhere.
- So, the neighbors.
- Mom, give me some tea!
- Son, ask in an amicable way!
- Mom, give tea is good!
- You have a vision?
- Minus five ...
- Uh, probably cold ...
Blonde:
- I can not sleep in the dark: I do not understand, I closed my eyes or not!
- Guys, you know - Pasha blue!
- Fuuuuuuuu and we had kissed ...
- Hey, what is "the bane of-san»?
- "Sykin son." And where did you get this?
- Yes you on y t-shirt says.
- Ahh, then ny "beach sun».
The two are making love in the car. The glass knocking a policeman.
- What are you doing here?
Guy:
- Girls fuck.
- Hmm, I'm next.
- I like it. I've never fucked police.
- I have a cat, stsuko, direct some beaver!
- What gnaws furniture?
- No. Pond everywhere!
- Well, so what you Zeus? And I - Hercules!
- Wow, a talking mess!
Can I paint the eggs with a brush?
You can, if the husband is not afraid of tickling.
- Do you have water?
- Do not water the water.
- Then give me the water !!!
- Do not water, and water.
- Yes, I see you dick get drunk!
- Till! Good luck!
- Yes, you yourself !!!
mudacha
Young couple having breakfast.
He: - Favorite eggs
She: - Cool or boiled?
He: - Stroke!
- Guys, I have a machine - "nine».
- So you've been w "Six»?
- Being turned.
One man to another:
- You married for 10 years, and has never changed! Why?
- Well ... The reason is two things ...
- ... Probably love and devotion?
- No! Laziness and porn!
- Do you ever go riding on a deer?
- Yes, and I cried, "Oh, Lena!"
