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Lead (working smiling):
 - Do you agree to take a husband Stepan Plutova?
Bride (after a pause, panting):
 - Yes ...
Lead (to himself): Of course ... (aloud)
 - Do you agree to take a wife Bela Valuiki?
Groom (without hesitation):
 - No.
Lead (surprised):
 - What ?!
Bride (yelp):
 - What ?!
Mother of the Bride (choking):
 - What-oh ?!
Groom (sternly):
 - No.
The bride (the soul yelling):
 - Mama!!! Gad!
Lead (thoughtfully):
 - I do not understand, why come? .. (Something hoping) No?
Groom (exhale):
 - No.
Lead (gesticulating):
 - NNU, then ...
The father of the groom (sharply):
 - Wait a minute! What are you udumal, geek, eh? What a pretzel like this?
The mother of the groom (between sobs):
 - Well you disgrace me !!! Before people shame tyrant!
Guests (obscene chorus):
 - What are we here then here? Taki and drink will not be, or what?
Brother of the bride (waving his shaved head):
 - Right now, I'll break his face to the bone, will marry as pretty.
Bride (sobbing mother on the shoulder):
 - The eyes are flowing, oh, eyes CURRENT-u-ut ...
Mother of the Bride (calming):
 - Wait, Belochka. I put a dress $ 200 - down the drain? I have all their nasty little family will set the score.
The father of the groom (grimly):
 - Look Who's Talking. hunted son ... And in giving a two pillowcases yes Service.
The grandmother of the groom (sadly mumbling):
 - Not that young tepericha not seen enough ... that Emmanuel and samoudovletvoryaetsya idle.
A voice from behind the door, where the marking following the wedding:
 - Or, these goats were married, or are we right now nakostylyat to everyone.
Lead (nervously):
 - Stop this circus or not? Someone will say, what is happening here?
Witness (loudly, desperately):
 - I'm sorry, we had an argument! ..
All the (silent):
 - What ?!
Witness (stammering):
 - This friend ... he told me ... ... Childhood joked ... I say: do not say "no"! It is - I will say! I - no! He is - yes! In the sense of "no." And rightly so. He lost me. Let Stepan (bends).
Wedding:
 - ???
Groom (rather):
 - A! What did I say! Take that! (gives witness juicy pink. to lead):
 - Now - "yes».
All (exhaling):
 - Well, thank God ... drink ...