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I lose a bet
Lead (working smiling):
- Do you agree to take a husband Stepan Plutova?
Bride (after a pause, panting):
- Yes ...
Lead (to himself): Of course ... (aloud)
- Do you agree to take a wife Bela Valuiki?
Groom (without hesitation):
- No.
Lead (surprised):
- What ?!
Bride (yelp):
- What ?!
Mother of the Bride (choking):
- What-oh ?!
Groom (sternly):
- No.
The bride (the soul yelling):
- Mama!!! Gad!
Lead (thoughtfully):
- I do not understand, why come? .. (Something hoping) No?
Groom (exhale):
- No.
Lead (gesticulating):
- NNU, then ...
The father of the groom (sharply):
- Wait a minute! What are you udumal, geek, eh? What a pretzel like this?
The mother of the groom (between sobs):
- Well you disgrace me !!! Before people shame tyrant!
Guests (obscene chorus):
- What are we here then here? Taki and drink will not be, or what?
Brother of the bride (waving his shaved head):
- Right now, I'll break his face to the bone, will marry as pretty.
Bride (sobbing mother on the shoulder):
- The eyes are flowing, oh, eyes CURRENT-u-ut ...
Mother of the Bride (calming):
- Wait, Belochka. I put a dress $ 200 - down the drain? I have all their nasty little family will set the score.
The father of the groom (grimly):
- Look Who's Talking. hunted son ... And in giving a two pillowcases yes Service.
The grandmother of the groom (sadly mumbling):
- Not that young tepericha not seen enough ... that Emmanuel and samoudovletvoryaetsya idle.
A voice from behind the door, where the marking following the wedding:
- Or, these goats were married, or are we right now nakostylyat to everyone.
Lead (nervously):
- Stop this circus or not? Someone will say, what is happening here?
Witness (loudly, desperately):
- I'm sorry, we had an argument! ..
All the (silent):
- What ?!
Witness (stammering):
- This friend ... he told me ... ... Childhood joked ... I say: do not say "no"! It is - I will say! I - no! He is - yes! In the sense of "no." And rightly so. He lost me. Let Stepan (bends).
Wedding:
- ???
Groom (rather):
- A! What did I say! Take that! (gives witness juicy pink. to lead):
- Now - "yes».
All (exhaling):
- Well, thank God ... drink ...
- Do you agree to take a husband Stepan Plutova?
Bride (after a pause, panting):
- Yes ...
Lead (to himself): Of course ... (aloud)
- Do you agree to take a wife Bela Valuiki?
Groom (without hesitation):
- No.
Lead (surprised):
- What ?!
Bride (yelp):
- What ?!
Mother of the Bride (choking):
- What-oh ?!
Groom (sternly):
- No.
The bride (the soul yelling):
- Mama!!! Gad!
Lead (thoughtfully):
- I do not understand, why come? .. (Something hoping) No?
Groom (exhale):
- No.
Lead (gesticulating):
- NNU, then ...
The father of the groom (sharply):
- Wait a minute! What are you udumal, geek, eh? What a pretzel like this?
The mother of the groom (between sobs):
- Well you disgrace me !!! Before people shame tyrant!
Guests (obscene chorus):
- What are we here then here? Taki and drink will not be, or what?
Brother of the bride (waving his shaved head):
- Right now, I'll break his face to the bone, will marry as pretty.
Bride (sobbing mother on the shoulder):
- The eyes are flowing, oh, eyes CURRENT-u-ut ...
Mother of the Bride (calming):
- Wait, Belochka. I put a dress $ 200 - down the drain? I have all their nasty little family will set the score.
The father of the groom (grimly):
- Look Who's Talking. hunted son ... And in giving a two pillowcases yes Service.
The grandmother of the groom (sadly mumbling):
- Not that young tepericha not seen enough ... that Emmanuel and samoudovletvoryaetsya idle.
A voice from behind the door, where the marking following the wedding:
- Or, these goats were married, or are we right now nakostylyat to everyone.
Lead (nervously):
- Stop this circus or not? Someone will say, what is happening here?
Witness (loudly, desperately):
- I'm sorry, we had an argument! ..
All the (silent):
- What ?!
Witness (stammering):
- This friend ... he told me ... ... Childhood joked ... I say: do not say "no"! It is - I will say! I - no! He is - yes! In the sense of "no." And rightly so. He lost me. Let Stepan (bends).
Wedding:
- ???
Groom (rather):
- A! What did I say! Take that! (gives witness juicy pink. to lead):
- Now - "yes».
All (exhaling):
- Well, thank God ... drink ...
