Technology memorizing the periodic table

The line №1: water (H - hydrogen) flooded gel pen (not - helium).

Stitching №2: a liter bottle of vodka (Li - Li) takes an alcoholic (Be - Beryllium) and goes into the pine forest (B - boron). Alcoholic built a fire to warm up, and then decided to put it out. Coal (C - carbon) he slept nitrogen fertilizer (N - nitrogen), whereby the reaction started and bubbles appeared (O - oxygen). Soap bubbles began to fill a tube of toothpaste (F - F), which fell out of the pocket of the alcoholic when he fell asleep the fire. Tube began to increase in size and suddenly lit up like a neon lamp (Ne - neon).

Stitch №3: nutria (Na - sodium) went to the store "Magnit» (Mg - magnesium). The store sold only aluminum cookware (Al - aluminum). In one of aluminum was cream bowls (Si - Si) which was nutria lick. At this point, we burned plugs, and the light is turned off at the store. Nutria teeth glowed phosphorus (P - phosphorus). The seller went to see what had happened, and lit a match (S - sulfur). He saw a nutria, and chased her, and all around treated with chlorine (Cl - chlorine). But too far, and the body (Ar - argon) could not stand collapsed. Then continue by yourself.

Now you can create associations paired images - words with images - figures (relative atomic mass). To do this, you need to present the image of an element, and then connect it to the way the numbers any method of mnemonics.

For example, how is it with us: in the liter bottle of vodka clogged wasp (7); all alcoholic iodine (9); Coconuts grow in the forest (11) lies on the coals necklace (12), nitrogen fertilizer scattered piles (14); bubbles cat catches (16); for toothpaste stepped sneakers (19); in neon lamp throw lemons (20).