Test idiocy

In Germany, there is an interesting test for those who are caught drunk driving.
To pass it without preparation is not easy, though, and easy questions, but zakovyrka.
It's hard to call this a test of idiocy, but if you are not faced with such questions, they amuse you.




Very interesting question, here are some of them.

1. In some months of 30 days, in some 31. How many months of the year 28 days?
2. What you can see with your eyes closed?
3. What is on fire does not burn and does not sink in the water?
4. What should you do when you see the green man?
5. Name the five days, without mentioning numbers (1, 2, 3, ..) and names of days (Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday ...)?
6. Which utensils can not eat anything?
7. What question can not be answered "no»?
8. How much is 2 + 2 * 2?



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1. In all the months.
2. Dreams.
3. Ice.
4. cross the street (this figure on a green traffic light).
5. The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, day after tomorrow.
6. From a blank.
7. Are you alive?
8. Six.

Source: tanjand.livejournal.com