Ringing in the new Russian company:
P: I have taken a computer - and it does not work!
Company: And he'll write something?
P: What type of insert the floppy disk # 1
F: So what's next?
P: Well, insert! And he writes the type insert the floppy disk # 2!
F: Well, then what?
P: Well, I insert a second!
And he writes the type insert the floppy disk # 3!
F: So what's the problem?
P: Third there has never climbs ...