Picture of the day after all

But it's banter with the Watch, which appeared in LiveJournal in Lukyanenko. An amateur ...

Anton Gorodetsky rings the doorbell. A gap opens the mailbox.
Gorodetsky: - Hi, Mom! I'm your new son-in!
Mother-in-law: - What is your evidence?
Gorodetsky digs in handy, muttering: - Condoms, trihopol ... Wedding Photo!
Photo sticks. Mother-in-law opens the door. Gorodetsky included.
Mother-in-law - will live here ... (points to the kitchen)
Gorodetsky enters, looks around: - Comfortably here you ... Condensed ...
Smoke on the tile pan. Close-up - with condensed milk cans on the shelf.
Advertising weaning: - Rogachev factory of condensed milk!
Gorodetsky looking out the window at the van "Gorsvet».
Mother-in-law (from the next room, looking at the picture): - Just under the window electricians are forever ... and so - cozy. Why are you in my daughter fell in love with something, son? Ne'er-do-I have it ...
Gorodetsky - Why shiftless? Very waypoint! We love each other ...
Mother-in-law: - to walk it ...
Mother-in-law comes into the room.
Mother-in-law: - Do you know how to please a women?
Gorodetsky vigorously shakes her hand: - Yes, I know!
Mother-in-law: - Ah ... youth ... Let's have a drink or something? Bloody Mary!
Colette Anton needle, cocktail mixes, saying.
Mother-in-law: - And she gulena and hostess bad ...
Gorodetsky drinks. Mother-in-law rastopyrivat fingers and says:
 - How much did her husband was? Ten ... The first - a mechanic. The second - a sailor. Third - sailor. Fourth - also a sailor ... Its all seafarers pulls like a sailor sees - just kissing!
We show the wife of Anton, kissing on a boat with a young man.
Mother-in-law Anton stretches beaker, Anton mutters:
 - I generally can not be coded ... I ... drink - tear ...
Mother-in-law: - You refuse to drink with my mother?
Gorodetsky drinks. Mother-in-law, meanwhile, starts something knead vigorously in the air with his hands and muttered:
 - And she was the hostess - useless! I taught her how to sculpt dumplings! Does not work, and that's it! Does not work! Does not work! And scattered, the light in the bathroom to leave, then turned on the water ...
On the ship, the wife of Anton stops kissing. Says:
 - I forgot the frying pan on the stove ... that bungler. Where should I marry?
Mother-in-law: - But kolbasitsja she loves! How will throw on the floor, he begins kolbasitsja ...
On the ship, the wife of Anton falls on the floor and starts sausage. All in a panic.
Mother-in-law: - This is our family! I myself love pokolbasitsya! How to fall on the floor, I start to roll! And not one! Electricians! Electricians!
Falls to the floor, begins to roll. Anton stares at her. Next to the mother-in-two men suddenly formed electrician.
They kolbasyatsya together. Mother-in-law laughs. The doll grow spider legs, doll jumps down to the floor and runs to kolbasyaschimsya.
A guy turns his head doll cries:
Man: - What you stand? Begin kolbasitsja!
Mother-in-law: - Frying pan! Pan lit!
Jumping Tiger. Vanities pan between the hands of Tiffany Anton.
Advertising weaning: "Tefal!»
Anton faints.