Women jokes ... Bashny.Net

- How's your wife with driving the car?
 - Fine. Road gradually begin to go where it wants to go.

 - I've heard a lot about what you're in bed - she says the new fan.
 He flattered:
 - What are you, nothing special.
 - That's what I heard.

 - What would you say a woman who still forgive you, and will all endure on you crazy?
 - Hi, Mom!

 - Are you happy family life?
 - Oh yeah! We have so much love each other, three times postponed divorce.

 - Imagine, my dear, your former fan of Bob shot his wife for treason!
 - What a mess! You see, I came true that married you, not the fact bandit!

Morning. Crowded bus. It is worth a peasant, a puny.
Behind Prytula curvy women with huge breasts and constantly pushes the guy.
 - Woman, why are you constantly pushing?!
 - I do not push! I breathe-at!

 - Hello, police? My husband went for a walk with the dog and disappeared!
 - Provide signs.
 - Well, a man of medium height, his eyes seem to be brown.
Airedale dog breed, male, piebald, height at the withers 63 cm, tail docked, age 8 months, lower left canine tooth broken on the back right paw small scar ...