Have you prepared for Valentine's Day ???

1. Buy whole market beef or pork heart. It is desirable that it was fresh, but frozen. At the hardware store buy long nail (20-25 cm). House beautiful hammer a nail into the heart, pack it in a beautiful gift box with a bow and put in the cold (in the refrigerator).
 Remember that before the award, "valentine" need to thaw in the warmth until ichor. The effect produced is so funny offering, usually lasts from days to six months.

2. To produce the next "Valentine" you will need to pack normal office pins with "eye", copper wire, a soldering iron, a piece of red satin or velvet and foam. On copper wire Push three or four dozen pins and solder them so that the needle sticking out in all directions. Then cook on a pre-mined clothes patterns two halves of the heart, gently lay the foam.
 Meanwhile, place the halves get a "hedgehog" of the pins so that the needle be hidden deep in the paralon, but were close to the surface. Carefully sew the halves of the heart. In presenting not forget to say that you give it an original needle bar, when clicked, charming voice is heard. In this case, you will be able to say about the consequences of what you say, been warned.
 Note: aesthetes can pre-embroider some expressive greetings such as "think of me more often than I want to!" Or "Squeeze my heart to her!" And so on. To enhance the effect, you can pre-lubricated tip pins curare.

3. can leave a good impression, "valentine", made a cutting torch from a single sheet metal thickness of not less than 10 cm and a diameter of not more than 50 cm. In presenting beautifully packaged "valentine" to keep c apparent ease and quickly draw back his hand as soon as the gift will in gentle palms object of passion.
 If you suffer from excessive self-pity, it is recommended to call the "ambulance" with mandatory traumatologist inside.

4. The most time-consuming, but at the same time the most memorable gift can be a car of your friend trudnosmyvaemye painted red hearts. The same procedure can be subjected to and her favorite mink coat. Especially persistent misogynistic can enjoy themselves in the decoration of the entire wardrobe girlfriend.
 Note: A married woman-hater can try yourself in the art of possession of a pair of scissors. Valentine cards, cut out any documents spouses, cause the strongest feelings towards you. Pay special attention to the testimony of marriage. From it is derived from 20 to 100, "hearts", depending on your skill and the degree of myopia.

5. carved from a single piece of wood and covered with a thick layer of chocolate "valentine" successfully replace your cake. It is recommended to give the girls-colleagues for about 5 minutes to conventional tea. After 5-10 minutes after all the women retired to eating sweets, persuaded his friend to go to them and give another gift - a saw, hacksaw on wood. Last arrange "a valentine" should not be, but a beautiful ribbon tie still stands.