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Technician Petrovich conducted in the old AN-2 last batch of paratroopers decided to finally relax.
 He went into the old shed 2X2, located on the edge of the airfield, took out nychki bubble with port wine and wiped his hands on his bright yellow like the team overall, began whittling tomatoes. The final number of athletes indicative program was a trick subtitled "Saving in the air."
 At the same time out of the plane ejected scarecrow in overalls, imitating the athlete with faulty parashyutolm. Follow the jump for a colleague, catches up stuffed in the air, hugging, he opens his parachute, and both land under a storm of applause. Spectators gathered on the tarmac, with pleasure watching tricks aviators, seizing spectacle barbecue, drinking and other soft drinks.
 And people separated from the aircraft and flies to the ground after jumping out the other and carried sledrom him. The crowd fades. The second parachutist skillfully catches the first and grabs his arm. But a gust of wind breaks athletes. Second, waving goodbye to someone, open your parachute.
 People who are unaware of the trick, is freezing. The body of the first rushes to the ground at high speed and crashed into the old barn on the edge of the airfield. Clouds of dust, debris and slate boards vethiz shot up. "Ambulance", including siren, rushing to the scene of the tragedy, not really hoping someone has to help. Following people are fleeing.
 Suddenly the board and begin to move out from under them ypolzvet Petrovich in his bright yellow, drenched port and spattered tomatoes flying suit, and looks around wildly, spewing curses, waving his fist the departing aircraft and shouts: "The more I do not work for you !!!"