Children - flowers of life ...)))

Told my odnogruppnitsa. Her son then went to kindergarten. Imagine the scene: winter, kids came from the street, dirty, tired, hungry. ALL took off her stockings, hung them to dry batteries, ate and went to bed. After waking all go shoot your stockings with batteries. Next to the battery and one remained Danya tights. The teacher wondered why they do not put Danya what the kid says it's not his tights.
 - How do you know?
 - And my signed were !!!
 - How they were signed?
 - They "SPIDERMAN" was written !!!
 - And you just put them today?
 - For Sure!
 Search begins tights: "Children, look, no one accidentally put Danino tights" and. t. e. The poor teacher 30 minutes looking for tights.
 - Danya, and where they were signed?
 - Yes, you do not understand, they are signed in invisible ink !!!
 Teacher howled ...