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17 of the rules of etiquette student
1. Woke himself - wake comrades. A fresh stream of foul language will help you stay awake, and give a good energy boost.
2. roused his comrades, the first need: to take a shower and toilet, umyat breakfast sandwiches public stock, wear very nice shoes. The result will be an additional charge of vivacity.
3. Coming from the hostel, do not wake watchman - have pity on the old man. Enough of it that you gave at four o'clock in the morning, returning from a disco.
4. In the corridors of the university to greet all who are older than thirty. And suddenly, it's - your teacher? - Do not remember all the same, really!
5. Vvalivayas a lecture with a substantial delay, do not distract the teacher knock on the door and a silly question: "Can I come in?". If you can not, you're thrown out, and so, if you can - to pretend not to notice.
6. If, suddenly, allowed to lecture, do not talk, do not play and do not make a noise. Lie down on the desk and sleep. Talking, indulge and make a noise going to the next chapter, when sleep enough.
7. It is very wary of notes. Typically, notes are diligent girl. Before you begin this dubious process, think about life, about his sexual orientation.
8. Ask the in the classroom as much as possible about the issues and without. There is a chance that the teacher you will remember, and when you appear for the examination, he will be sure that you are with this specialty, with this flow, and this faculty, regardless of your answers.
9. In the lab: break the tubes slept transformer and format the hard drive of your computer. That you not only to amuse themselves, but also to bring happiness to the students who will come to your workplace in the next pair.
10. After the class conscience pushes you to the library, and the soul is drawn to the bar. Do what at the behest of the soul: that is served at the bar, it is easier to digest than what is served in the library.
11. After the bar you can go to the familiar: what if someone feed? If fed, long and hard thanks for the meal. This increases the chances of re-entry.
12. Conscience offers workout. I told her that was not the end of the semester and go to football.
13. Again Simply click on the familiar, hoping to dine for free. The more familiar - the more effective the fight against hunger. Thus, the most crafty globular acquire the most extensive connections. It is because of them grow in the future parliament and the presidency.
14. After dinner, take a nap and a little - a disco.
15. Returning drunk in the morning with a disco, not rude watchman. Just shalt stone glass obrygay hall and take up the whole hostel on the ears. In the best case, it will help you take off from the university, in spite of all due to your parents. In the worst (if your parents due outweighed common sense Administration) - conquer authority among his comrades.
16. Going to bed, wake up friends. Do not deprive them of the possibility of glad that you finally came alive and healthy.
17. The next day, start from step 1.
2. roused his comrades, the first need: to take a shower and toilet, umyat breakfast sandwiches public stock, wear very nice shoes. The result will be an additional charge of vivacity.
3. Coming from the hostel, do not wake watchman - have pity on the old man. Enough of it that you gave at four o'clock in the morning, returning from a disco.
4. In the corridors of the university to greet all who are older than thirty. And suddenly, it's - your teacher? - Do not remember all the same, really!
5. Vvalivayas a lecture with a substantial delay, do not distract the teacher knock on the door and a silly question: "Can I come in?". If you can not, you're thrown out, and so, if you can - to pretend not to notice.
6. If, suddenly, allowed to lecture, do not talk, do not play and do not make a noise. Lie down on the desk and sleep. Talking, indulge and make a noise going to the next chapter, when sleep enough.
7. It is very wary of notes. Typically, notes are diligent girl. Before you begin this dubious process, think about life, about his sexual orientation.
8. Ask the in the classroom as much as possible about the issues and without. There is a chance that the teacher you will remember, and when you appear for the examination, he will be sure that you are with this specialty, with this flow, and this faculty, regardless of your answers.
9. In the lab: break the tubes slept transformer and format the hard drive of your computer. That you not only to amuse themselves, but also to bring happiness to the students who will come to your workplace in the next pair.
10. After the class conscience pushes you to the library, and the soul is drawn to the bar. Do what at the behest of the soul: that is served at the bar, it is easier to digest than what is served in the library.
11. After the bar you can go to the familiar: what if someone feed? If fed, long and hard thanks for the meal. This increases the chances of re-entry.
12. Conscience offers workout. I told her that was not the end of the semester and go to football.
13. Again Simply click on the familiar, hoping to dine for free. The more familiar - the more effective the fight against hunger. Thus, the most crafty globular acquire the most extensive connections. It is because of them grow in the future parliament and the presidency.
14. After dinner, take a nap and a little - a disco.
15. Returning drunk in the morning with a disco, not rude watchman. Just shalt stone glass obrygay hall and take up the whole hostel on the ears. In the best case, it will help you take off from the university, in spite of all due to your parents. In the worst (if your parents due outweighed common sense Administration) - conquer authority among his comrades.
16. Going to bed, wake up friends. Do not deprive them of the possibility of glad that you finally came alive and healthy.
17. The next day, start from step 1.
