The Ballad of whazzup Bashny.Net

It was exactly twenty-five
 she was about nineteen
 she loved popizdet
 I wanted to like - ebattsa

She lived right next to the forest
 nature there and everything
 I went to see her every day
 as moose comes to watering

And we talked about many things
 She wanted to become a "star"
 but in my head mature plan - - how to take hold of her magnus * Oyu ...

And when spring came
 and eggs were filled as plums
 I invited her into the woods
 on - "to see how the willow cry"

We walked the footpath forest
 holding hands like children
 I told her about the stars
 She caught me in the network

And so we came to a clearing
 there - emerald grass
 and sang on about something bird
 Oh, how dizzy ....

We sat in silence on padstilku
 in me, and so the blood was boiling
 She moved closer
 I realized - is right now, "love"
 She was not opposed
 we quickly got rid of cowards
 stripped naked oboe
 abandoning their clothes in the bushes

She stood in a pose cancer
 What opened my Vidocq
 It was worthy of any awards
 it raised back of

I flew like a hawk from the sky,
 I hit like a jaguar
 gubov flew with her moans,
 and down, down - there was a fire

And I "worked" as Japanese
 she moaned in delirium
 but that it alerted us - - I heard a crunch, popered

Sound of voice over edging
 both in head - midnight delirium
 My friend paused ...
 and someone shouted to us - with username!

At that moment I believed in fairy tales
 and how can we not believe it ... because
 stood before us is not a forester
 and raised his legs up - a bear!

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